| Canada was amazing. Another trip will be in the works come May 5th. *Edit* Alright well I will give some play-by-play on the trip. Thursday- Frank and I arrive at my house at about 2:45. Well it is important because we got from granger/brayn's house in about 8 minutes. I had to see my mom before I left so I had to go home before she left for work. After we said our goodbyes to the parents D Lew came at about 4:30 or so. Finally we were on the road. I didn't sleep the whole way which it took about 4 hours. We got lost in Detroit, which is one of the nation's worst cities and we some how ended up on eight mile road. Haha. We got back on 75 south and went through the "Tunnel to Canada", and the sign even said that, but we somehow missed it. Well we got to the boarder really quick. The guy that was in the toll booth took our information and asked us about 20 questions and he was a real dick. I didn't think he would let us go through but after 10 minutes of dumb questions we got through. We got to our hotel finally after about 10 minutes of D Lew getting us lost. After we got all unpacked and stuff me, Ryan, Frank went to a little pub across the street called Patrick O'Ryan's. It was real good. Had my first alcoholic beverage of the trip there, a guinness. I also had some potato soup and a burger and fries, good stuff. After that it was about 5 or 6 in the p.m. so I decided to take a nap. I took a nap for a good 3 hours and no one was in our hotel room. D Lew and Ryan left me alone by myself which fucking sucked. I got around finally at about 9:30 to go out and meet them at a club called Reactor. Reactor was basically amazing. It had a hott body contest and one of my other friend's Matt got pissed on when the competition was going on, it was halarious. After the competition me and Ryan went to this other club called Voodoo. There were so many girls there, it was the most amazing sight I'd ever seen. The girl to guy count was like 50 to 20. After a lot of drinks we got on the dance floor and had us some fun. Then my buddy D Lew took his shirt off and started dancing on the dance floor with it off and then made out with a fat chick, he does that a lot. Then there was this amazing girl that was giving out drinks. I bought like 6 of them. 3 for me and 3 for her. We each took them, and then she was like ah you so cute, and we just started to make out, it was sweet. Definitely the hottest girl I've ever done that with. After that I was wasted and happy. Then we got out of Voodoo at around 1:30ish and went club hopping. Me, Matt, and Ryan went to this club called Rush. I was in there for about 2 minutes and I went on the dance floor and this girl comes up to me and sticks her hand down my pants. Haha. She was pretty cute so why not let her. After all the other clubs me, Matt, and Ryan went to a massage place. Ok it was basically a bunch of hookers that gave massages. I didn't get one but Ryan got a massage with a happy ending. After being there for 2 hours we got in around to the hotel at around 4:30. Friday- The night that was classic. At 12 a.m. it was Frank's 19th birthday, and that is when you can drink in Canada. Well that morning I woke up at about 7 a.m. I felt really good and so did Ryan. D Lew laid in bed basically all day and had a really bad hangover. Me, Ryan and Frank went and got some McDonald's. After that I went over to the Casino with Chris and Matt. I learned how to play craps alittle bit. Afterwards I went upstairs to the Poker Hall. I signed up and got my name on a waiting list. 40 minutes later they opened a new table up and I got to play. I wasn't doing too great, and I flopped two pair, this fucking durkastanian called me with an open ended straight draw, and as you could guess he caught on 4th street. So I was out 100 bucks. I threw down 50 more bucks and busted that guy back that busted me to double up. Then I doubled up again, played for another 30 minutes and cashed out with 210, so 60 bucks up. I got home and chilled for a while till about 10ish. We got totally wasted. Frank was the worst though. We had a plan to get him totally drunk so we did. First I got him like 3 Labatt Blue's and then 4 jagar bombs. Then chris bought him about 3 shots, then the four horseman, which has 4 shots in it. Frank was shit faced. Me, D Lew, and Ryan split and went to Cheetah's, which is a strip club. I saw this amazing looking stripper and Ryan yelled at her and was like my friend thinks you're gorgeous, and she was. So she came over and told me she wanted to take me upstairs real bad. She said you just have to give me 20 dollars and ew will go. I said I only had 14 bucks on me. Which was sad, and true. So we talked for about 15 minutes and when she got up she kissed my ear and sat on my lap, not just sit but you can imagine and waved by. She walked up the stairs and blew me a kiss. After D Lew got a lap dance from an amazing stripper we went over to this dance club called Dante's, it wasn't very good, a huge sausage fest, first one of the week. It was priceless on how Frank was trying to get girls to dance with him. He would go up to them smack them pretty hard on the back and yell, "YOU WANNA DANCE?!!?!?!?!?" It was halarious. Me and Ryan split and went to bed at about 3:30ish after watching some Zoolander. We woke up and there was shit, actual human fiecies on Frank's shirt. Saturday- Wasn't too fun of a day. Just chilled around the room most of the day and went out to lunch with Matt to Papa Cheney's, which was the best food of the week, besides the dinner we had later this day. At about 6 me, Matt, Chris, and Nick (Sherpa) went out to eat at this place called the Pasta Pit. It was amazing. We got a couple bottles of wine and some escargo. Me and Chris ate the escargo, I actually found to enjoy it. All of us got sirloin with shrimp and fetticuine alfredo. The food was delicious. I can't wait to eat there again. Chris picked up the tab that was 200 bucks. He picked it up because he had won over 1200 bucks at the casino. We went to Reactor and drank a couple beers. Ryan had a pitcher of beer race with 2 girls on one and Ryan won. But in the process Ryan threw up all over Chris. So to add it all up on the trip one guy got pissed on, another got shit on, and the last one got threw up on. Haha. Afterwards everyone went in real early at about 1. Sunday- We woke at about 10 and got out by 11 because that's when checkout was. Exchanged the money back to U.S. at the store. Got through the boarder like it was nothing, the guy looked at our information and asked if we had a great time and he said good luck with the rest of school and we were gone. The total trip back to USI form Windsor, Ontario was 8 hours and roughly 22 minutes. We went through 4 states and a province. The states Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana. Then we were in Ontario. We went through tons of decently sized cities. Windsor, Detroit, Toledo, Dayton, Cincinatti, Louisville, and then Evansville. It was a great time and I expect even better next time we go back. May 5th probably won't get here fast enough. Nate |
