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| Fun Things To Do In An Elevator- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
- Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
- Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
- Sell Girl Scout cookies.
- On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
- Shave.
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
- Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
- Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
- One word: Flatulence!
- On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
- Do Tai Chi exercises.
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
- When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
- Give religious tracts to each passenger.
- Meow occasionally.
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
- Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
- Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
- Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
- Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
- Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
- Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
- Leave a box between the doors.
- Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
- Start a sing-along.
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
- Play the harmonica.
- Shadow box.
- Say "Ding!" at each floor.
- Lean against the button panel.
- Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
- Bring a chair along.
- Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
- Blow spit bubbles.
- Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
- Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
- Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
- Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
- If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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| Random Facts to Brighten up your Day!The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.
Charlie Brown's father was a barber.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament
Building is an American flag.
The A&W of root beer fame stands for Allen and Wright.
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star. { }
The first TV commercial: a Bulova watch ticking onscreen for exactly 60 seconds.
TIME Magazine's "Man of the Year" in 1938 was Adolf Hitler.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
The Atlantic Ocean is saltier than the Pacific Ocean.
A roach can live up to nine days without its head.
The largest city in the United States with a one syllable name is
Flint, Michigan. Hummingbirds can't walk
The most popular sport as a topic for a film is boxing.
Scooby Doo's first real name is Scoobert.
During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World WarII were made of wood.
In the Return of the Jedi special edition during the new Coruscant footage at the end of the film a stormtrooper can be seen being carried over the crowds.
'Second Street' is the most common street name in the U.S.; 'First Street' is the sixth!
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
The bark of an older redwood tree is fireproof.
Hobbits are gay.
Jimmy Carter is the first U.S. President to have been born in a hospital.
Only 1 person in 2 billion will live to be 116.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life"
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.
No words in the English language rhyme with orange, silver or purple.
Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.
Most tropical marine fish could survive in a tank filled with human blood.
Even Antarctica has an area code. It's 672.
Bluebirds cannot see the color blue.
Take your height and divide by eight. That's how "tall" your head is.
Women end up digesting most of the lipstick they apply.
Babies are born without knee caps.
If you were to roll a lung from a human body and out flat it would be the size of a tennis court.
Poll results: Nachos is the food most craved by mothers-to-be.
It takes about a week to make a jelly bean.
Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy.
Kermit the Frog is left-handed.
Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key of "F".
If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider!
There were 43,687 toilet related accidents in the United States in 1996.
More people have a phobia of frogs than rats.
According to legend, there's a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.
C3PO is the first character to speak in Star Wars.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Jackie Kennedy Onassis was secretly a chain smoker. .
Amount of television that the average American watches per day: over 4 hours
Percentage of US households with at least one television: 98%
Percentage of US households with exactly two TV sets: 35%
Percentage of US households with three or more TV sets: 41%
Time per day that TV is on in an average US home: 7 hours, 40 minutes
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| Waldo FactsEverything you could ever want to know about Waldo! - Where's Waldo? is a series of children's books created by British illustrator Martin Handford.
- The first Where's Waldo? book appeared in 1987, and nearly twenty years later, he's still going strong!
- Where's Waldo? The Great Picture Hunt! is the first new Waldo book to be published in eight years.
- The Where's Waldo? books have sold more than 43 million copies worldwide!
- The Where's Waldo? books have been sold in 33 countries around the world.
- The Where's Waldo? books have been translated into 22 languages, including Arabic, Korean, and Hebrew
- In the United Kingdom, Waldo is known as Wally.
- In Germany, Waldo is known as Walter.
- In France, Waldo is known as Charlie.
- Waldo always dresses in a red-and-white striped shirt and a pompom hat; he wears glasses and carries a wooden walking stick.
- Wenda, Waldo's girlfriend, who first appeared in Where's Waldo: The Ultimate Fun Book, was originally named Wilma. Her name was changed to Wenda in later books and printings
- Odlaw, Waldo's archnemesis, looks very similar to Waldo, except that his shirt and hat are yellow-and-black striped, his glasses are tinted blue, and he has a mustache.
- Odlaw, Waldo's archnemesis, was originally created for the animated TV series; his name is "Waldo" spelled backwards.
- The first edition of Where's Waldo? featured an illustration of a topless sunbathing woman. In later editions, the character was provided with a bikini top.
- Waldo has appeared in his own TV cartoon series, as well as in video games, jigsaw puzzles, and board games.
- Waldo has had a regular weekly newspaper slot and has appeared on the front cover of the British daily newspaper The Sun.
- Waldo wandered alone in his first two books, but over time, he was joined by a band of characters: his girlfriend, Wenda; his archnemesis, Odlaw; his wizard friend, Whitebeard; his dog, Woof; and his devoted lookalike fan club, the Waldo Watchers.
- Waldo appeared, along with Madonna, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, and other celebrities, on the cover of the one thousandth edition of Rolling Stone magazine.
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| SHINE!GOD IS GOOD AND AWESOME!!!! On Thursday, I got back from Passion '07. Go to Passion's Website to learn more. It was held in Atlanta, Georgia. It was so awesome!!! I got to hear John Piper, Louie Giglio, Beth Moore, Frances Chan, just to name a few. There were also some "big" names in worship there. David Crowder Band, Chris tomlin, Charlie Hall, Shane and Shane, Tim Hughes, And Matt Redman. You are probaly realy confused, but just imagine 24,000 College students all in one place at one time all Praising God and glorifing HIM!! Yeah, like I said Awesome!! John Piper was totally amazing, so was Beth Moore!! I had never heard of Frances Chan, but he turned out to be a great speaker. There is truly No one like you, O Lord!! All heaven crys, "HOLY GOD"!!!! ~~~~Isaiah 26:8~~~~ Yes, LORD, walking in the way of your laws,
we wait for you;
your name and renown
are the desire of our hearts. Let me leave you with 2 quotes: A.W. Tozer: Desire without Discipline leads to Disappointment Charles Spurgeon: Never lose heart in the power of the Gospel Thousand of students walkin down the street after the outdoor concert 
around 18,000 students in this arena, there was about 6,000 more in another arena 
WE stayed at the Westin Hotel--the round one on the left 
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