Since I have been randomly spurred to do this for some inexplicable reason, I have a few random Chuck Norris facts which most people have probably already seen, but I dont care and im gonna put them up anyways:
1.Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
2.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3.Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property
4.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
5.When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
6.Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill
7. Chuck Norris doesnt go hunting....Chuck Norris goes KILLING
8.Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk
9. Chuck Norris can divide by zero
10.Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
Thats all for now |