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| Once, A long time ago when I was a woman, I killed a man. This was back in Viet Nam, Tet offensive of 1836. Another true story. I saw a man get hit by a car the other day. I SAW A MAN GET HIT BY A CAR THE OTHER DAY! It was cool. He was sitting in the turning lane, dude gets out of his car to run across the street and a SUV smacked into him, hit him right in the hip. He kinda smacked into the windshield and fell back, his beanie flew off. Then the dude got up and was all embarrassed about getting hit by a car. It was pretty neat.
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| New entry! YAY! I've been busy as hell. I got tricked into having a girlfriend. Twice. It sucked real bad. This girl I work with told her friend that I said that I would take her out on a date. Girl's friend goes "WEEE! I'm crazy. Me and Dustin are going out." Dustin is too much of a puss to say "No we're not." Two days later Dustin isn't too much of a puss and says "No we're not." Two days after that Crazy Girl comes into my workplace and this dude I work with tells her that I really want to be with her, I'm just think I am going to mess the relationship up. Crazy Girl goes "WEEE! I'm crazy. Me and Dustin are going out again." Dustin is too much of a puss to say "No we're not." Then two days later Crazy Girl calls and says " I don't think this is going to work between you and me, you never call me."
Thats the story of my last girlfriend. Pretty crazy. It's real crazy when it's happening to you. Yeah. | | |
| So, Everything that I need to my apartment has pretty much been given to me. So far all I have bought are things that I just want, not really need. I still needs some plates and bowls. My Birfday is next week. A week from today to be exact. Get me something nice.
Two days ago I got to see a man get wrestled to the ground the police. It was freakin' awesome. Once the police got him down I couldn't tell if he was laughing or crying. That man is on Tommy's team. I also saw the same midget twice yesterday. It was cool. The midget is on my team. | | |
| I have like absolutely nothing to talk about at the moment. My cat is eating from my mouth. It's pretty funny. I got an apartment. I also learned that i can turn into an empty Dr. Pepper can at a moments notice. I have nothing to put in my apartment, so if you or any of your friends or co-workers have any sofas, loveseats, tv stands, plates, cups, forks, spoons, knives, baking pans, pots, microwaves, toasters, coffeetables, tables, chairs, desks, reigndeers, midgets, unicorns, zeiphers, balloons, baseballs fans, snakeskin boots, roosters, toesocks, bodybags or spaceships that they want to get rid of, I'm your go-to guy. | | |
| I read this on Discovery.com. It's absolutely true so don't dispute me on this, this is a fact about women. I had no idea. here goes.
Fact: The more time a woman spends in the kitchen the bigger her tits get. | | |
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