Once, A long time ago when I was a woman, I killed a man. This was back in Viet Nam, Tet offensive of 1836. Another true story. I saw a man get hit by a car the other day. I SAW A MAN GET HIT BY A CAR THE OTHER DAY! It was cool. He was sitting in the turning lane, dude gets out of his car to run across the street and a SUV smacked into him, hit him right in the hip. He kinda smacked into the windshield and fell back, his beanie flew off. Then the dude got up and was all embarrassed about getting hit by a car. It was pretty neat.