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| Just when I thought my days of traveling were over 
I am off to Atlanta this weekend. Somewhat excited. But the place I'm going the week afterwards absolutely blows it away.....
Hustlers grab your guns
Your shadow weighs a ton
Driving down the 101
California here we come
Going down to scout my future retirement home I guess. Is it a
coincidence that I just caught up with all the episodes of the show and
now I'm going down there? I think not! I hope I have time to see
Newport Beach.....that would be so hot.
Sandy and Kirsten better make room for one more houseguest, cause here I come!
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| After talking with Yunkee fans today, I have come to the conclusion
that front-running Yankees fans are right up there on my biggest, most
useless pieces of turds list. To you post-1996 Yankee fans, this
letter is for you:
Dear Front-Running, Know-It All Yankee Nimcumpoops,
Do the names Dave Winfield, Pat Kelly and Jesse Barfield sound foreign
to you? They should, because you are a front running bufoon who knows
nothing about sports. You do a major disservice to diehard Yankee fans
who actually knew of a time when the Yankees existed pre-1996. I know
and respect such fans for their loyalty and wealth of knowledge and you
embarrass these people by rooting for the Yankees. People like you
probably root for the New England Patriots as well and have LA Lakers
jerseys in your closet from before Kobe Bryant's turn as a rapist. The
understanding of the competitive spirit that sports embodies is
something you simply don't comprehend. People like you rank right up
there with George Bush as people who followed the curtails of people
who were immensley more talented than you to reach the promiseland.
In conclusion, if you don't know who Alvaro Espinosa and Roberto Kelly
are, please tune your television sets right now to HBO on Demand and watch
episodes of the best show on television, "Entourage", to possibly gain
your manhood back. Thank You.
For further proof that the Yankees are sissies, a picture of Chien Ming Wang in a cheerleader suit:
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| Running Roots Pictures. AKA Kids Playing Balls and Sticks
Our Fearless Pitcher Mengkage 69
His Partner in Crime (Among other things.....) Jeff Ku steps up to the plate
Somehow, we should have used the twins effect to our advantage.....
How many pastors can play like this guy? Amazing considering the first time he picked up a softball was three months ago
Me showing off my fielding skills.......this guy should've been called out dang it
Fear the prowess of the Juiced, for I would........
Cindy, the wonder girl who can outrun half the guys on the team (including myself)
And Dennis, the only guy on the team with the speed to keep up with his woman
The first picture in a series of studs smacking the balls, starting with the best looking guy on the team, bshu.
Jeff as Stud#2. Don't people make the funniest faces when they are batting? Wait til you see our next stud......
Ok, I kinda ran out of Studs.....
Saving the best for last as usual
Posing for the cameras as I admire my swing
We SO do not look like a team who can play softball huh? Although pretty much every other team looked bigger and stronger than
us, we placed third in the tournament out of like 15 or something. I'm
really proud of that considering it was our first year in the tourney
and nobody expected anything from us with some even mocking us to an
extent. We even did this without any ringers whatsoever, unlike some teams  . And quite frankly, we should've made the finals if it weren't
for fatigue, injuries, and the fact that Buffman and Andy (not
pictured) had to leave before our last game. But who cares cause we
showed these guys we're here to stay and can compete with anyone. We're
gonna win it all next year baby!
Sorry for those not pictured, I couldn't find any pictures of you guys......at least you didn't look like Pete!
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| Free company dinners RCOKS!
Not being able to take full advantage of expensive wines because you have to drive home SCUKS!
Tonight's Meal comes courtesy of what Zagat calls "The Best Food in
NYC". Being a fine connoisseur of food, I have been highly anticipating
this meal for sometime.
http://www.le-bernardin.com/
I highly recommend the ceviche, hamachi tartare and monkfish. I hate to
be the sucker who dished half a G per head for the meal however. Yes I
am rubbing my meal all up in your faces. Take solace in the fact that
you don't work the hours I do and NOT get paid OT........
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| Wow this is gonna be so so awesome! HOTT!
HARRY POTTER PLACE!
Friday, July 15th
8:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m.
Mercer Street
(between Prince & Spring)
Mercer
Street will be closed between Prince and Spring Streets as the Harry
Potter series comes to life in SoHo for one night only with Eeylops Owl
Emporium, Ollivanders Makers of Fine Wands, Quality Quidditch Supplies,
The Apothecary, street performers, and much more.
Harry Potter
Place will be open to the public on Friday from 8:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m..
There will be a countdown to midnight at the Scholastic Store
afterwards.
You can visit the shops of Diagon Alley (make a wand
at Ollivanders, learn potions and levitations at the Apothecary, toss
three quaffles through the hoops and win a prize at the Quidditch
station, and see live owls and a toad, snake, rat, and raven at
Eeylops)... take away a souvenir photo from Madam Malkin's Robes for
All Occasions... have your face painted at Scribbulus Everchanging
Inks... enjoy the jugglers and stiltwalkers... and meet Hagrid and
Professor McGonagall. (And don't be surprised if you hear Moaning
Myrtle at the porta toilets at the south end of Mercer!)
Wingardium Leviosa!
YEA-AH!!! My book is sitting in a UPS warehouse in Long Island right now.
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