You think the rich can get richer off people who have no money.
 You've named your kids "Stardust" or "Moonbeam."
 You've tried to argue that all of societies problems are based on the
 fact that McDonald's, by law, only has to pay $5/hr.
 If you utter the phrase "There ought to be a law"  at least once a week. 
 If you have ever used the phrase "protecting prisoner's rights".
 If you find yourself nodding vigorously and saying "someone finally said
 it right" during an episode of Oprah.
You know you never laughed as a kid, the world was in just too 
 bad a shape.
 All of your 1970's "Beware of Global Freezing" signs now have 
 "Beware of Global Warming" on the back.
 Your friends told you how much fun you had at the Grateful Dead show, 
 but your not sure what year you saw them.
 You file suit against the mall rent-a-cops for posting signs stating 
 that your bags are subject to inspection.
 You've ever argued that "you can't legislate morality".
 Referred to the Founding Fathers as "those aristocratic, chauvinistic,
 lily white, slave owning, land stealing oppressors of indigenous 
 personnel".
 You argued that a few more months of sanctions and Sadam Hussein would
 fold like rookie poker player.
 You know more than 2 people who have a degree in "Womyn's Studies."
 You've ever said "But look at all the good Ted Kennedy has done for 
 the women of this country!"
You've ever called the meter maid a Fascist.
You argue that the Second Amendment only refers to Federally organized 
 militias.
 You view Jane Fonda as a courageous heroine with strong convictions.
 You view Hootie and the Blowfish as the bedrock of culture refinement 
 for the 90's.
 After looking at your pay stub you can still say "America is
 undertaxed."
You came of age in the '60s and don't remember.
You believe it because "Dan Rather wouldn't lie about something this 
 important."
 You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a 
 tax hike because..."
 You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "is a victim of Draconian
 budget cuts."
 You've ever argued that with just 1 more year of welfare that person 
 will turn it around and get off drugs.
 You've ever owned a VW bug or ridden in a Microbus.
 You've ever said "We really should call the ACLU about this."
 You blame things on "The Man."
You are outraged that Baseball Players make millions and the poor clerk
 at the unemployment office only makes 28 bucks an hour doing such good
 work.
 You believe that an elected official attending religious services is a 
 violation of the separation of Church and state.
 You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the 
 defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
You feel that Green Peace is misunderstood.
 You keep your PC dictionary with you at all times so as not to offend.
 You think communism will catch on once society has evolved.
 You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on "Well, they're 
 gonna do it anyway so...."
 You've ever stated "How does what he does in his personal life have 
 any bearing on doing his job?"
 You don't understand all the commotion about Whitewater, Vince Foster,
 selling US foreign policy for campaign contributions,  it's just
 politics, right?
 You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.


Okay so thats about democrats...if you can take a Joke here is the link 
to "you might be a Rebublican if"