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Monday, February 13, 2006
 

VP Cheney shoots hunting buddy in chest and face

Well we know what the vice president is capable of if he hates you (i.e. political rival, liberal, progressive, Iraqi, hippy, gay, female, a Clinton, law abiding tax payer, etc.), but this was a friend...

the best line of this story is from the victim's daughter Sally...

It looks like chicken pox, kind of," she said. "He was very, very lucky that nothing seriously was injured."

"yeah, it looks like he might need some major reconstructive facial surgery, kind of."
or
"It looks like cancer, kind of."
or
"It looks like a blistering exposure to toxic nuclear waste, kind of."

make you're own ambiguous diagnosis!
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