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Monday, April 21, 2008

Cat Mario Hell

Its been a year since I've posted "Super Mario Bros is Frustrating" and I figure I'll post another interesting hellish mario level to this year's post.

The game is called syobon action. The character is "cat mario" where the dynamics of this game is similar to the regular super mario bros for NES, even the first level of this game looks identical to the original... however...

Everything you learned about Super Mario Bros, doesn't apply to this game at all! Everything in the game is rigged and designed to kill you.

1 copy

Why is there an invisible block blocking that block?!

2 3

I jumped into the pipe and I rocketed into the ceiling to my death...  but but, how.... what the fuck! =(

4

This block was suppose to give me a 1up mushroom, these mushrooms kill me if I touch them... which they did...

5

What the?! Where did that invisible block come from?! Bowser, you are a cock sucker...

6

Oh you gotta be kidding me with these invisible blocks...

7

What the?! Clouds can kill you!??! Geez, clouds?!

8

Yes I won.... wtf is that? NOOO Don't hit mee!!! Damn it how the hell are you suppose to beat this stage?!

9

Yes I got the mushroom, I am super cat mario!!! =D

10

AHHH!!! What the!?!
Chinese Guy: You're too fat, lose some weight fat boy!

11

O_O! He took the flagpole!!! WTF!?! Is that even legal?!

12

NOOOO!!!!

13

O_O! What the?! Let go of mee!!!

14

=O... He threw me?! NOOO!!!!

15 16

O_O!!!! OMG! The platform SPLIT!?

17

You have infinite lives, the game keeps track of how many times you died.... that image will be burned into your retina... -146 lives LOL!

Angry Video Game Nerd's take on the game, basically to the point, "You die, you die, you die, you die, die die die die die! ARGH! The diffculty of this game is legendary, this game doesn't fuck around"

Someone managed to beat level 1

Same person managed to finish level 2

Level 3 is just messed up...

Level 4 is confusing as heck, how do you beat it?! 

If you guys want to play the actual game, here's the link: http://www.geocities.jp/z_gundam_tanosii/home/syobon-action.zip

Controls: Keyboard directional buttons to move, X is to jump, Hold space and direction button to run. =D
Even though I know how to beat it, its still hard as heck!!! >_<


Friday, April 11, 2008

Running without Thinking, Chasing a Perp in the Subway

What a crazy night I had today... stupid Q train...

I was in the train today at 7:30PM and it was very packed, well of course it was rush hour.

At 7th Avenue, a black male with long dreads was pushing a baby carriage with a baby of about 3-4 years old into the train car that I was in. Some old black hispanic guy (I learned that he was hispanic because he started to speak spanish) was in the way and didn't let the baby carriage go through since he was lying on the door. So the father decided to force his way in, thereby running the baby carriage over the old guy's foot. So the father said something about you should be courteous to others with a baby carriage, if my son wasn't here, I would really teach you some manners and the old man told him to fuck yourself. So it was quiet in the train and I figured hey why get involved, its not like they're going to start throwing punches at each other. So I let them be...

The subway arrives at the Prospect Park station and I saw the father unlock the brakes for the baby carriage, so I thought maybe he wants to avoid trouble and get on the next train, so I thought he's very commendable. The minute the door opened, I saw a flying glass bottle in the air. The two guys start duking it out and exchanged punches with each other and in the meanwhile the baby carriage flipped over and the kid fell onto the platform. I was like aww fuckk.... now I have to get involved.

As the other passengers were tending to the baby boy, I decided to separate the two guys who were literally grappling each other and exchanging punches. I yelled, "STOP! STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" I managed to grapple the father and break his hold off the old man and put him aside. The father notices that his kid fell down and tended to his injuries. I took a look at the kid and he was still crying, with a bruise on the left side of his forehead, so I thought he seems ok, no life threatening injuries. The old man started to run away and leave the station. People were following him, particularly this one chinese guy. I was like that guy's probably an EDP (emotionally disturbed person) and that chinese dude's gonna get walloped in the face.

So I ran after the guy, and yelled "POLICE!!! STOP!!! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!" The guy was running up the stairs and tripped. I was like "I'm not here to arrest you." He stopped and turned around. I thought I was going to meet "Mr. Right Fist" to the face or "Mr. Bullet for You", so I said, "Calm down. But but... you were involved in hurting a 4 year old boy, so you are at fault, so be responsible and stay to see if the boy is ok" I was surprised, he complied and sat on the stairs waiting for EMS.

I called 911, explained the dispatcher that a dispute occured and both parties involved were still in the subway and I detained one guy involved. Time seemed to flow so slow that I didn't see that the police response was actually 1 minute. It really felt like 10 minutes. The perp was like "He hit me in the face you know, you're my witness." I swear he said that like 5 times or something like that. Transit cops came and immediately handcuffed the guy. They said they handcuffed the other guy too. But by the time we all walked over there, the father was not handcuffed but was being evaluated by EMS. He was like WTF, that asshole is at fault. I was like, "Sir calm down, if you cooperate I'm sure everything will be fine and this is all a big misunderstanding." Man, the perp just kept looking at me the whole time, pissed off...

EMS finally came after a response time of 3 minutes, which was a very good response time and did a quick check to the boy to see if he was ok. At the same time I was bullshitting with the other transit cops, telling them that I work at the six-one, how today was suppose to be my first patrol night since my leave of absence and how this stupid shit happened at the worst time possible and how my fellow unit members recently caught the flu and are ill for another week, stuff like that.

To my surprise, there was another off duty paroll officer who was in the same train as me. Apparently she was the first one to call 911 about the assault and was the one who attended to the aid of the little boy. She told me that there was something not right about the old guy and she was eying on him the whole time. She was the one who accessed that the old man was at fault and he started the whole mess to begin with. When everything was well and done, her and I were talking about the "what if" scenarios, what if that happened, why it was a bad idea to collar the guy myself, whether or not we should tell our supervisors or not, whether it was a good idea chasing after the guy.

Then after all the adrenaline rush out of my system, it started to dawned on me. I did a lot of things off the books. Wtf was I doing chasing a perp?! I could have been shot, who knew what weapon he could have had. What the hell was I thinking? Was it a better idea to let the guy run off and act like nothing happened? Am I going to get in trouble for saying POLICE, since auxiliaries are not suppose to say that to perps since we're not actually the police? Why didn't I attend to the baby carriage first? Why did I try to break up the fight? I'm probably going to get disciplined by my coordinator next week.... =(

I recalled Roman the sarge telling me this last year, "We're Rescue, we're cops, we're always going to bump into perps and we're always going to chase after them. That is the reality, this is what we do, if you don't like it, go join the fucking fire department."

Time to write myself a will now =/


Friday, March 07, 2008

No notetaking allowed in class

I've started to notice that something was wrong when I was taking some of the courses in Poly of late, particularly the Organic Spectroscopy and Synthesis of Macromolecules courses.

No one has been taking notes since the beginning of this semester. Was I the only doofus who was wasting time writing notes in class?

I had to ask someone yesterday and I asked him why he didn't write notes. He said because he couldn't listen and write at the same time. I asked what does he mean by that, is he like mentally challenged. He said that he can't pay attention and write notes fast enough because English is not his first language. I started to laugh and he was like, no I'm serious, I'm not going to think up of the word that he uses in English and waste time to translate it into Hebrew and miss four slides.

So no one writes notes in class not because they can't write and understand English? Didn't realize that I took English for granted.

Now I get what Ulman said about the open book exam next week, no hieroglypics writing for your notes next week. Chinese, Hieroglypics, they're all the same (bird with squiggle line in the middle, eye, eye, cobra with hat)


Tuesday, January 08, 2008

HazMat training Day 2

Started Direct Reading Instrumentation Lecture today for Hazardous Materials in UMDNJ School of Public Health.

P1010567
This is an Oxygen and Combustible Gas Detector. This detects if the site investigated has enough oxygen to support life or if the room is about to blow up. On the left is the Oxygen percentage display gauge and on the right is the Lower Explosive Limit.

P1010570 P1010576
Gas Pump detector. We happened to test for the amount of carbon dioxide in the room. Look at the purple dye leaking in the carbon dioxide colorimeter tube. Approximately 800 ppm of carbon dioxide in the room, normal conditions is 648 ppm. The door happened to be closed and we were all snoozing in class. =X

P1010569
See! Snoozing! Bad Lisa!

 P1010580
Gieger Counter for Beta particles. We tested Beta particles from a piece of Fiesta Ware, which contains uranium glazed ceramic.

P1010584
This is a Photo Ionization Detector (PID). This detects the presence of organic vapors. However, it cannot determine the identity of the particular organic vapor in question in a site. This is used in Division II sites, where combustible gases are not pronouced to be released in that site. This device may cause an explosion when used in a site of combustible gases.

P1010587
A new digital model of an oxygen and combustible gas detector. This is used for Division I sites, where you know combustible gases are known to be released.

P1010594
This is a multiguard vapor cartridge for air purifying respirators. This one is for protection oneself from organic vapors, ammonia, and amines. The cut portion of the cartridge is the chemically treated paper for ammonia vapors. The bottom portion consists of entirely activated charcoal.

P1010598
This is a black vapor cartridge for organic vapors. OSHA requires all organic vapor guard respirator cartridges to be black.

P1010600
This is a magenta vapor cartridge for dust particulates and some radiation fallout.

P1010612
A Self Contained Breathing Apparatus (SCBA), a type of supplied air respirator. The air supply is good for 25 minutes.

P1010610
There are two gauges in the SCBA. One is the gas cylinder gauge. The other is a secondary personal gas gauge. The SCBA tank has a safety feature where it whistles when you have 5 minutes of air left. Cool huh?

P1010616
Lisa in her SCBA gear. She looks like a wannabe terrorist =D

P1010622
Taking a walk with the SCBA gear.

P1010625
I look like a terrorist... =/ Acutally I sounded like Darth Vader with the SCBA gear.

P1010626
Putting on my Level A containment suit.

P1010633
Trying to practice manuverability in a Level A containment suit with a 30 pound SCBA gear on our backs... by throwing dodgeballs and frisbees around!

P1010635
Group picture of our class in Level A containment suits with SCBA gear.


Wednesday, November 07, 2007

My article on the Journal of Materials Research Society

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