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| haha this made me smile ..
Andrew quote:
deadxtragedy: Everytime I am done masturbating and I am cleaning up.
deadxtragedy: I will think of Jordan.
deadxtragedy: That will be his legacy. | | |
| ok sooo today has been pretty good. again i stayed up till 6 something last night online. and its weird cuz then i look over to the window and the sun is coming up and im like .. holy shit its light out .. i need sleep. so i feel asleep on the couch, cuz thats where i sleep now since my dad got here. i dont mind, its big and orange and a damn comfy couch. so then i got up since the cleaning lady came and feel asleep on my moms bed till like one. i had a weird dream! omg i was helping emily into her new house and she had 2 beds and her dad was ben affleck in some 1980's mofia suit and he had glasses. it was pretty fucked up. anyway so i got up and went out to lunch in some restraunt that seemed to be in the middle in the desert. the secuirty wasnt all up to par either. as we walked through the door there was one metal detector wand thing just sitting there on a table. what also scared me was that the place was arab owned. hmmm. anyway so we got in there and apperently one of the waiters had crush on my aunt. he called her " the flower of the resturant". i didnt mind, we got the best service there that i think ive ever had in a resturant. and i deffinetly milked it for all it was worth. i think i ordered like 10 sprites and in half an hour. for dessert they had sliced watermelons and this little round yogert cake looking thing with this red sauce on it that i assumed it cherry flavored. my cousin swore it was "diees-guz-tang" but then again this was the guy who thought ice creamn was "diees-guz-tang" so i tried it. if i learn one thing from this trip it is this ... dont assume anything in the middle east!. apperenlty that the cherry flavored sauce was acctualy made out of crush up rose petals. i felt like id just sprayed lysol into my mouth. it was pretty gross. well later that nite we went to a show. they were kinda like stomp only a thousand times better. it was like stomp meets acid mixed in with a little comedy if you can imagine that. they had soo much stuff they used everything from trash can lids to flippers to the tubs of leaf blowers to fucking hookas to make a rhythm it was awesome. and damn could they dance! oomg there was this one girl who had this solo while some guy made these sounds into a mic. dude she was like gumbi! she bent all forwards and backwards and sideways, she could do more sexual postions then any yoga instructor i know. so yea i got the cd and all and then on our way out my mom wanted to go site seeing .. in her own damn country. what the hell. thats like me hoping on a tour bus to see the sites of richmond. theres really no point. so everyone refused, the didnt stop her for pointing out everything on the car ride back. shed point to bill boards and statues and trains. like we dont have that shit back home. she saw an advertisement for corona that had this big tall of a bottle that spun around .. honestly youd think she saw jesus outside her window. "oh oh gary! lanilay! look at the bottle it spinnnns!" " yes mom .. thats nice" well yea. soo thats really all that happen today .. now im just sitting here waiting for someone to get online. soo gnite. | | |
| ok soooo today i acctualy wasnt as bored and pissed off as usual, i think im finally settling into this place, im goin out with my dad and mom to visit my grandma later and then were goin to the mall. woo im probably happy cuz my cousin roy ( pronounced royee) came by. hes really cool. hes a fashion designer for ads in magazines and stuff. me and my sister have bets on when hes gonna come out. honestly the whole family thinks he might be gay. i think hes famous though. well as famous as a fashion designer can be. nobody really knows any of them. but in the fashion industry theyre considered gods. yea but hes cool. hes like the only person ive ever looked up to. heres his site. http://www.royfire7.com, but i really gotta warn you... israeli fashion ... its drug induced and .. pretty fucked up. it honestly looks like a some blind guy rampaged a clown closet and put these outfits together but hey .. thats the fashion industry.they are always trying to "think outside the box" checkout his bio its quite impressive. they guy in the picture is him. he was in london that day and he was reaaaaly sick when they took that picture. well then i think i must go .. ill talk to yall later when i got more to talk about. | | |
| okk sooo last night was weird. i had a lot of energy and i acctualy left the apartment for the first time in like 2 days. i was prettty excited to go. i was like a puppy goin for a car ride. i kept running to the door and then realized that no one was ready yet so i went and ran to my mom and was like " cmon lets go .. god u take so long" and ran back to the door. realized they still werent ready yet and ran to my dad and did the same thing. it was pretty pathetic. yea so we went out and went to the mall. pretty boring though. i saw these shoes there though that were really nice. they were like vans and were grey and black but from an israeli company i think. they were about 350 shekels though. which is like $86 in the states. and if i got my mom to buy them for me i would be in debt to her for the rest of my life since i already owe her money from england ( not to mention the amount that i owe emily, audrey, melissa .... ) but hey i have a job waiting for me back home so im not too worried. anyway last night i got home and me and my aunt practicly raced eachother to the computer .. which if youve ever seen my aunt could imagine what a site that would be. well she beat me and i stayed up the rest of the nite waiting for her to get off and watched some movies on tv to pass the time. i watched "a letter from death row" which was about ... a guy ... on ... death row and " too wong: fool something something " which was a about a bunch of drag queens that are trying to get to hollywood and one of then kills a cop when they try to get away their car breaks down in some hickvill and they end up saving the town. dont ask. it was really late and i was really bored. yea ... soo im coming home aug 5 god that sounds so far away.what is it like .. the 20th? 8 days until me and jakes 6 months! wooo and im not gonna even be there. damnit this trip ruins everything. well im gonna go now. ttyl. bye | | |
| ok so im sick of being sad all the time cuz im in another fucking contry. so im gonna try to have a good time. my dad got here this morning, and as werid as it sounds, im kinda happy hes here. he speaks the same language! he does sleep alot though. im taking advantage of the sun here and ive been tanning for like the last hour. i got this tanning sunscreen from gails house. i dont think she knows i have it though ... and i use that so i think i might have a tan when i get back. oh yea.. and allison i get the same thing too from my parents. ... " this might be the last time i you see your grandma elana .. talk to her" my grandma barely speaks english so its hard. i say hi, how are you, do you need anything, nice to see you. but its hard to have a good conversation with her. umm yea, ive temporaraly lost my humor. ok ... agh i need to cheer up. ummmm every guy here seems gay! my gay-dar is goin crazy. i cant seem to pick out the straight ones from the gay ones. everyone wears tightass tshirts and those bleached jeans that look like theyre creased right under the pockets. and they are sooo PDA ish here. even if they arnt dating. i was hanging out with my cousins friends and its like .. holy shit get a room .. all of you. there was this girl who was really loud and shes sitting between these 2 guys. she leaning up against this one guy, which was ok. and then she starts kissing him on the cheek and the lips and im thinking .. how sweet theyre dating. then she leans over to the other guy and whispers in his ear, starts kissing HIM on the cheek and then on the lips and rubs his leg and shit. damn .. get a room. and every girl is like this. and their boobs are hanging out of all of theyre clothes cuz it seems here that all the girls here are very well endowed ... i mean .. they put me to shame. well .. maybe not shame, but very close. and they have kickass bodies. i don t know how they do it. i havent seen a single fucking gym here but every girl looks like she works out for hours. the guys ... not so much. you know know those annoying tshirts that girls wear that have like " Rebel" and "Bootylicious" on them with the purple and the glitter. yea now picture not-so-in-shape guys with huge noses and gelled hair oorrrrr super skinny guys ( i mean .. ribs poking out kinda skinny) .. with huge noses and gelled hair wearing that kinda stuff .. its ahhhh. i wanna hurt them all! i swear to god. anyway i just learned that emily is a little badass! yea .. i thought u said u were walking..haha ... well then im in a better mood now that i wrote all that. i gotta go now . ttyl guys | | |
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