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| dude, you need to logout of your xanga when your on my comp.
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| My Xanga does "suck some ass," and unfortunately I have absolutely
nothing witty or remotely interesting to remedy it. I could
always do a typical recap of events in my life as of late...
-Min, Kenny, and Brian's
Pizza Hut party was, to say the least, overwhelmingly successful from a
college student's standpoint. In some ways it was almost too
publicized, as there were about 200 some people crammed inside and
enough liquor to kill an elephant. If it weren't for the cash
registers, pizza boxes, and lack of scantily clad Asian women you
might've thought you were at Aqua. The cigarette smoke is
definitely going to linger for a while; until the last hour or so you
weren't even able to walk 10 feet. Huge props for the organizers
for doing a great job intoxicating College Park. There's no need
for me to post any pictures; they're already on everybody else's Xanga.
-Today, the water from the sink came in sporadic, brown spurts. Needless to say, neither me or Tim showered.  
This game was a big hit last Fall semester at Allegany and has returned
for a comeback tour. Here's a look at some other (over)played
games of ours:
Allegany's All-Time Gaming List (in no particular order)
-Tekken Tag (PS2)
-Soul Calibur II (PS2, Fall 2003, Fall 2004)
-NBA Street Volume 2 (PS2, Spring 2004)
-Starcraft (PC, Fall 2003)
-Warcraft III (PC, Spring 2004)
-Puzzle Fighter (PS2, Fall 2003)
-NBA Live 2003 (PS2, Spring 2004)
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| Thomas at his finest...
Courtesy of Kenneth Kang and Robert DeHaan.
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| Another late update. Last Saturday's 21st for Tim proved to be a
good time for the most part, though it solidified an age-old postulate
that
Asians + Alcohol = Drama
Props to the birthday boy for surviving the night. I've never
seen someone actually laugh while they throw up. One by one, the
guys around me are turning into legal adults while retaining the
mindset of eight year olds. It couldn't get any better :)
It worries me that my dad's been hinting encouragement to me drinking
on my 21st; what the hell are you guys going to do to me?! He's
starting to buy beer, though he hates it, and jokes that I should have
one with him while watching the Lakers get obliterated. True
Lakers fans are gonna need a whole lot more than just beer to tolerate
such a lopsided series.
Summer's under full swing now, and though it always starts out boring,
lately I've become reminded of the good things that go along with
it. Now that Richard and Hop are my co-workers, the day flies
by. I drew a picture of a serpent monster thing with four arms
and gave it to Richard to draw a weapon; I had left a sword handle as
it is. He passes it back to me stifling laughter while I was on
the phone. Lo and behold, the 21 year old drew a giant penis
stemming from my monster's hand instead of a sword while giggling like
the fairy princess he is. It struck both of us are incredibly
hilarious for some reason and we couldn't stop laughing for a good 5
minutes.
Afterwards we went to McDonald's for no apparent reason and loitered
there for a good hour and a half or so. Driving home I called up
Alan and stopped by Tony/Jenny's house, and ended up losing 2 of Alan's
dollars playing Texas Holdem. Seeing the kids again with Vn was
really refreshing. It broke the monotony of getting off work to
play NBA Live at home, which is nice too.
Lakers and Pistons again tonight. I say if Shaq doesn't get 25-30 shots up, the Lakers are done.
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| Your Mom is so poor she got married for the rice.
Your Mom's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Your Mom's so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!
Your mom is so ugly a baboon called and asked for her face back for its butt.
Your Mom is slightly less attractive than the average woman in her age bracket!
Your mom's so ugly she went into a Haunted House and came out with a job application
Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!
Your Mom's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your Mom's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Your Mom's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Your Mom's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Your Mom's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck.
Your mom is so nasty, she makes old spice die!
Your Mom is so nasty, her breath fails the state emissions test
Your mom is so nasty, when she takes off her panties it sounds like Velcro.
Your Mom is so nasty, she used Secret and it told.
Your Mom's so nasty she made Right Guard turn left.
Your mom is like a mosquito, when you slap her she stops sucking.
Your Mom is like a squirrel she always has nuts in her mouth.
Your Mom is like shareware, try before you buy.
Your Mom is like a race car, she burns 4 rubbers a day.
Your Mom's like a stop sign - she's on every corner.
Your Mom's like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
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