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Name: Adam
State: TOTALLY CONFUSED
Gender: Male
Interests: Getting high and wasted is "interesting" to say the least... I sit here on the shitty computer when I'm really bored, but I'm not really interested in it at all. Fuck you, computer.
Expertise: 1. Being awesome
2. Being a loser
3. YOUR MOM
Occupation: Retired
Message: message me
AIM:  opiumman2004
Member Since:
7/14/2004
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| Goodbye forever, shitty Xanga that nobody reads. Also, FUCK YOU EVERYONE WHO STOPPED READING
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| Does anybody even read this shit? I'm gonna feel REALLY FUCKING GAY if I'm writing to myself.
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| FUCK YOU, BITCH! I'm never gonna get my fucking walk...
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| Long story kept long :
So... The night started out normally, with us drinking the nasty
Watermelon crap Khrysi loves so much. I don't know what the hell
is wrong with me, I was only tipsy when everybody else was drunk.
Maybe I don't drink as much or something. I really do like
drinking the hard stuff straight over mixed drinks. Mixed drinks
taste good but they make me feel sick. Hard liquor's burning
feeling is a good feeling, to me. We didn't have any hard liquor
so I didn't get as much, probably. But aaaaanyways, Khrysi and
Chelsea were fucking drunk as hell. Danny was pretty messed up,
too, but he went with Chandra's mom to get more alcohol. While he
was gone, Khrysi and Chelsea were being dumbasses, like so:
Me: You should make out.
Them: No! We aren't lesbians!
Me: I'll give you a quarter.
Them: More than a quarter! We'll do it for five dollars each.
Me: You are SO gonna regret that in the morning.
Khrysi: No, we're drunk so it means nothing.
And much argument over that there was. I wasn't drunk enough to lose my morals. But after I gave up...
Me: Fine...I might pay you if you give me a free sample.
Them: OKAY!11!!1one
And so they kissed. Jus' a quick one, but that was enough.
They totally forgot about the five dollars and started eating each
others' faces. It was simultaneously arousing and
disgusting. Mostly disgusting, they were like fuckin'
animals. Then Danny got back. He wasn't surprised at all
that the drunken whores were making out. He rubbed his penis on
their legs and they didn't notice. It wasn't a beautiful sight
for me because HE DIDN'T WARN ME TO TURN AWAY, GODDAMMIT! He lost
interest pretty quickly, though. Thank god. Danny, being a
bastard, got the alcohol, this time a 40 oz. beer thingy, I don't know
what kind, but it tasted exactly like sprite. We all sat down and
he traded kisses with the girls for the bottle. God damn
it. On my turn, it was half gone. I chugged the rest before
anyone knew what was happening. After this pathetic display of
why there is a law against drinking under the age of 21, things made a
turn for the worse. Actually, a turn for the worst. Khrysi
got a call from the stupid 19/20 year old guys. She was gonna go
meet them, but Danny got pissed off because, y'know, she's 14 and drunk
and meeting two guys she met while she was drunk another time and
doesn't even know. Khrysi is a fucking moron for this stuff, I
know, but Danny probably overreacted. He tried to talk them out
of going, which wasn't overreacting. But then Khrysi told him to
stop trying to control her life. Which he doesn't, he's just
trying to protect her... So he got fucking PISSED and started
yelling stuff like "FINE, GO, I DON'T FUCKING CARE, JUST GO FUCK
WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT! I FUCKING HATE YOU, WHY ARE YOU SO
FUCKING STUPID?!" He started crying. Khrysi and Chelsea
decided not to go. Not because they realized their own stupidity,
but to shut Danny up. They fucking suck sometimes. It was
actually kinda funny, Chelsea's parents picked her up like ten minutes
after all this happened, and we probably would have gotten caught if
she went. So everyone was trying to calm each other down, getting
all emotional and stuff. This pissed me off
because...y'know...they're like family and they were arguing like that
and it was just really sad. So Chandra and I went "over there,"
which was a place where we couldn't see or hear them. I almost
punched the boat that was near us, but I calmed myself down. I
remembered the last time...with Brad and stuff. I got even more
mad because Brad sucks cock to the X-treme. I was drunk, I don't
know why the fuck I was thinking about the last time, but
whatever. Then Chandra left 'cuz she couldn't spend the
night. She left me with the two idiots I was fucking pissed off
at. Both of them. Danny came over to check on me.
He's a good person and stuff, even though I hated him, he still checked
up on me to see if I was doing okay. He apologized for the way
the night was turning out and said that he owed me "the best fucking
walk EVER!" I tried to forgive both of them, and I went back to
the place where both of them were talking. They were still
emotional and stuff, not as bad as before, though. Khrysi asked
me if I hated them and, being an idiot, I said "...a little,
yeah." Well, then she started blaming herself, and Danny started
blaming himself, and Khrysi started crying. Try making someone as
beautiful and nice and just all around awesome as Khrysi cry without
getting really, really depressed. Just fucking try. So I
went "over there" again, mad at myself and everybody else, wanting to
sleep but not being able to, wanting to die because, to me, it's just
permanent sleep. I tried to make myself cry to let some stress
out without making too much noise. I got three tears out, but it
still made me feel much better for some reason... I decided to go
back with Danny and Khrysi. They had made up somehow, thank
Christ. They had even more damn alcohol. I chugged half of
this, too. It was 13% alcohol. Now...let's count.
I've had one mixed drink, enough to get me tipsy. Around 20 oz.
of beer stuff, enough to get me drunk. And then this stuff got me
to the point of...WASTED! Khrysi, being a dumb fucker, remembered
that she made out with Chelsea. And, like I said she would, she
regretted it. I gave her a little reenactment of the deed.
That's right. I made out with a pole and then fell down. I
cut my hand and laughed at it. Khrysi and Danny weren't drunk
anymore, so it was probably even more funny because I was acting like a
dumbass. We went inside to watch NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE!1!!1ONE,
which has the kind of stupid humor that I don't like. We weren't
even paying attention to the movie... We started talking to
Khrysi about STUFF! I dunno, but somehow it got to Khrysi saying
"I've never masturbated." without us asking about masturbation.
Yes, it was a good talk after that. Khrysi says that if things
hadn't gotten all crazy, she would have made out with me. It's
cool 'cuz it's the truth. She almost flashed me for no reason
when I was just sitting there...her shirt was almost all the way off
when she thought better of getting naked in front of the window her
brothers look out a lot. Anyways...Being wasted as I was, I tried
to read and found that I couldn't. It was like trying to read a
foreign language. And then I passed out.
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| Stuuuuuupidity is fun. I pointed and laughed at an ugly
baby. It was so HIDEOUS!1!!1one. It had a huge nose and it
was tiny. But not tiny in a good way.
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