| fuck i havent been on in ever. well lets see...im single, life sux. my dad tried to hit me so my mom is gonna file 4 custody for me tomorrow. i have my dance concert but i may not be in it.....bla bla bla um yah. lisa marie presley rocks...... |
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| im bummed cuz i wanted to c my bf but hes goin to fresno...... but ya im going to a bday parrty on sun i think....thats bout it....... ex oh ex oh |
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| *pass dat dutch u fly sexy kool mamma jammas!*
sry bored! |
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The Creation of the BoobsSent by: the real archangel
Seven wise men smarter than shit, decided to make a pair of tits.
First was a miner who came from the ground, Grabbed a shovel and made two mounds.
Next was a sculptor after being soothed, With skillful hands he made them smoothed.
Third was a mattress maker who was a bit sleazy, But worked on the boobs to make them squeezy.
Fourth came a tailor who could tuck and nip, At the top of it he made a tip.
Fifth was a farmer that gave them milk, Coming from the tip smooth as silk.
Sixth was a father that burst out and said, "If she feeds the kids, I stay in Bed!"
Finally was a pimp who said with some spit, after licking and sucking "This is definitely a tit!"
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| Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what revenge, your on the rag.
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