Anybody out there!?!?!?!?!

I am making a call on the red phone, the Vattman signal is out, calling all cars calling all cars, fuego fuego, and any other signals or words of making a desparate call for attendance!! I get out of school sometime in the near future, and sometime between then and mid january when I go back I want to do something dangerous, something drastic, something that's only been attempted by the mentally insane...but I need some help. This is where you all come in!!! If you're a male, and you like to blow stuff up, burn stuff down, shoot stuff, and make large fires, I need you!!! Let's get together guys, and have some fun!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I'm tired of school. Anyway, have fun in finals. yuck. ~BM