| | Another Year, Another Yeti
I got married. And now I'm back. End of story.
Yes, I am pulling the "marriage" card to explain my long hiatus. But to say that marriage has changed me is a myth on the order of the fabled Four-Legged Horse. It just ain't true.
The fact that I am married has only recently struck me. And it happened like this: Christina got a new box of checks in the mail. Her name is printed as Christina Jeong on them. It was then that I realized I had hit the jackpot.
But now with the irrevocable fact of marriage firmly planted in my head, it's time to dust off this keyboard and update. So here are a few pictures.
Here we are, celebrating our first Christmas. Oh, olive oil dispenser,
how I've longed for thee...
Here is the reason for our happy, smiling faces: a totally sweet A/V setup.
The rectilinear perfection of our couch.
This is where I spend most of my time. You think I'm kidding,
but you'd only be half right.
Our office. Yes, I picked the colors. Laugh all you want, but the room requires
no electrical lighting, saving us 42% on our energy costs each year.
I had this fish tank installed in the master bath. I raised the whale shark
from birth. People come from all over to take pictures in our can.
I'm just kidding. The fishtank is in our basement.
I'm sure this has been an illuminating look into the most beloved and cherished of institutions--capitalism. Looking at these pictures, though, you can see what I've been up to. Painting. That is the mystery of marriage. But now that I'm done painting, I can move on to my other marital duties, like vacuuming and dusting.
Hey, allowance doesn't grow on trees. And apparently, neither does coherent thought. Good night, my fair Sasquatch.
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| | Posted 1/16/2007 9:28 PM - 24 comments
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