day 300

well, on the 300th day of blackranger99, i regret to inform you that today is the final day of blackranger99....

but, keep hope, for a new era of xanga has begun.

enter the new world of mr_CHS

subscribe to this new generation of jeff jones' world ASAP.

thanks for your support

this is the last time you will see my sign off...

you aint fresh *tear*azimiz

one week of hell

bet you guys thought i was dead, huh? well, i was wishing i was for the past 6 days.

monday- musical practice til 10:30

tuesday- musical practice til 10:45

wednesday- musical practice til 10:30

thursday- musical practice til freakin 10:55

friday- opening night and cast party, which was amazing....just....amazing

saturday- next production, skipped the cast party to go to abby edward's party which was awesome for the 30-45 minutes i was actually THERE...

now for my random thing for the day...uh...

top 5 random things i would be...

if i could be any sound, i'd be "PAK!!!" cuz it reminds me of a guy smacking himself in the face with a large brick....

if i could be any question, i'd be....what the heck are you doing!? cuz it can refer to many many subjects...

if i could be white.....i.....wouldn't....

if i could be anysuper power, i'd be the ability to smack people psychically...ha.....

if i could be any jeff jones that i wanted, i'd be this one right here....oh yeah...

you aint fresh azimiz

i hate "what if" questions

these are some "what if" questions i hate:

what if i ask you a "what if" question?

what if he/she doesnt like me?

what if it doesnt work?

what if i dont lose weight in time? (i've heard it before)

what if.....? (i hate it when you dont finish your freakin question....)

what if i explode?

what if you explode?

what if i puke?

what if i did kick you in the nuts?

more to share later...

you aint fresh azimiz

top ten smackable offenses to jeff

i'm going to name 10 offenses that i would smack you around for if done to me...

1. eating my last piece of cake...

2. eating my last piece of cake and LIED about not eating it...

3. steppin on my shoes...

4. calling me on my cell phone at 2 in the morning...and yes, i'll smack you over the phone.

5. smacking me...no if's, and's, or but's

6. thinking that you're fresh azimiz...steppin up to get beat down, if you ask me...

7. killing me on halo...video game nerd...you need a life.

8. calling my improv skills stupid and pointless....it's happened before.

9. smacking someone i was about to smack...double the pleasure!

10. when batman dies in a comic book or loses at all....pray it doesnt happen, cuz that's when i'll smack the hardest...

you aint fresh azimiz

just curious...

if two vegetarian rappers hate each other, can they still have "beef"?

why did black people in the 30's and 40's call people cats, and now we call people dogs?

who created the greetings "yo"? and is he/she dead yet? jeeze...

who was the first to call african americans black?

who invented skiing, hang gliding, and spelunking? and why?

when did men in general first become the butt of stupidity jokes on tv?

do woodchucks really chuck wood? and if yes, then, how much could they really chuck?

when someone says, "you're older than dirt," how old is that?

why is money green?

is vanilla ice still alive?

is earth rotating and revolving around the sun, or is our perspective twisted and the entire universe spinning around earth?

who invented the lawnmower? i'll kill them...

why is fire hot?

why do women get to have the babies? (remember, i'm just curious)

who sells seashells by a sea shore anyway?

how long have chinese people been short?

one more...

do court judges realize that giving a felon 3 consecutive life sentences is pretty much pointless?

you aint fresh azimiz