THE CHRONICLES OF DUMB-ASSES
Yeah so naturally i think you can all tell what this little hoot-e-nany is all aboot. These are going to be a collection of saying that people have said to me that are, by far some of the stupidest things i have ever heard......
1. -Dicker- So he comes up to me a while ago saying about a story of his brother being approached by a man who offered him "the all natural shit" well all he had was a flower pot of soil with him....The guy was like
CRAZY-MAN- hey you guys want the all natural shit?
DUMBASSES- no man, were good
CRAZY-MAN - ow man, this shit is all natural
at this point he shows them the pot......of dirt
DUMBASSES- ........its dirt?¿?
crazy-guy starts moving some of the dirt around, the dumbasses are expecting cocaine or something.....more dirt, then they started to walk away and crazy-guy said
CRAZY-MAN- well if you guys ever want the "all natural stuff" you know where to find me
walking away dumbasses start making fun of crazy old guy
.......he shot at them, they went all matrix on his ass and ruined his shit |