I'm so glad I was prepared.. If you've picked up this parcel, you must be worried about your own future, and, how to avoid dying, because of the infection. The year is 2009, I'm able to bring this book only one year back to you, with the powers I have begun to understand. The infection has just begun, and they're everywhere. No matter where you look, you see their sad, sad faces, and sometimes snarled teeth, just looking for something, they seem so lost. They look like people still, you should know that, but they've lost all color, some of them are blue, and purple, and some turn the ugliest brown, like, they're bloated, and, dead, which, is what is the case. It started out, on February 17, 2009, it wasn't really that cold, to me.. There wasn't any snow on the ground, and, hadn't been, in a couple of days. If I watched the news, I could tell you that it was going to happen a lot sooner, but, I don't, so, it came as a little bit of a suprise to me. One day, you wake up, and, there's ten or fifteen zombies lingering outside of your car.. A little bit of a change, to say the least. When I started, I knew what I had to do, I've had this planned for so long now, so, when I did wake up on this day, I knew exactly what I was going to do.. I live in a very, very rural house, far away from anything. So, to wake up and have ten zombies trying to figure out what the smell is coming from my car, I'm sure I would be the only one to think that this has got to get worse, and, this is the invasion.. I got in my car, started it up, and, took off, no one was home, but me.. I had about a fourth of a tank in the green machine, so, I stopped by Mike's house to see what he was up to, he was just as busy as I was. Getting ready to lob off some zombie heads, making our way to Wal-Mart. All we took was his machete, that would be enough, let me tell you, any weapon will work, as long as you can what? Take off their head... We're headed into Lathrop now, that's the closest town to me, where I graduated high school, it's a pretty small town, all on it's own, there's only one reason I came here, to pick up my girlfriend. She's a fighter, and has been with me for about two years and a month now. After that we went over to check on my friend Ethos, he's the samurai of the group, with the most weapons to start off. He followed us to the next place we needed to go, Jimi's house, my older brother. He's got all the information, that I seem to have forgotten... I stopped at Casey's. I used to work here, before I got my job at Best Buy... "I needed to get gas, remember?" It's not a very long trip from here to Jimi's... When we got there, there were eighteen, I counted, just in his driveway, I had a katana that Froe had let me borrow for the trips, until we got to the Oddessy on whatever street it's still on. I took out most of them, at least 12, and Mike took care of the rest,  sits on her ass alot, she knows that zombies are an easy foe. Jimi went in 's car, and, we left Beth and J.L. there at the house. They would be safe there.. On the way to Wal-Mart, I ran over a couple of heads, nothing to make a trophy out of, but, it is fun, living in this apocolyptic world. It's as if freedom is this kind of feeling.. It's strange, I can't really explain it.. Well, actually, I'll try.. It's like being paranoid, for years, that the cops are watching you, and now, take away all cops.. It's that kind of a feeling actually. Wal-Mart wasn't very crowded, just a few here and there.. No big deal, went to sporting goods,to see if someone I knew was there, waste, and, basically, looted the whole store, this place, is one of the Wal-Mart googleplexes, I swear, so, there was a lot to take, we needed shotguns, Jimi thought.. So, we grabbed them. Jim said he was so excited to be actually hunting them, after all this time, it's finally happened. We've been planning this for years now, since maybe, 2001, not a lot of time actually, but, Jim and I, are brothers, next of kin, so to say. This infection, is a serious dilemma, this kind of thing, has been going on for thousands of years, since the Mayans ruled the world.. At least this infection, has been caused by our own American government now known as the Establishment or just E, I knew it was coming, it was just a matter of time, and if you knew me, you'd know that this comes as no suprise to me. I'm just here to serve my purpose.. Take out the infected, as I call them, and, then, take over the world, basically, it's very easy to survive, this is a lot like Shaun of the dead, but, zombies act much differently. Let me tell you what I know about them.. They look like people, to a degree, they have the same shape, as an ape, but, they act like all they have is a brain, and, that's true. A zombie, or, the infected, is only a brain, the infection keeps the brain going, and shuts off all other parts of the body, you know, without a brain, you are dead, right, you also think, without a heart, you're dead.. Wrong. This infection, keeps the brain working, making it a blood defecient, oxygen defecient organism, something completely different from it's first use, now, the brain doesn't need things like that, it has the virus, making the brain something entirely almost obsolete, save it's own use now. All it does now though, this is to help you understand, is use normal functions, like moving muscles, thus, the infected walk. This brain has become it's own organism, being controlled, so to say, by the virus. Making a ZOMBIE.. An infected can only walk 1.3 mph, don't let them scare you. They can not run, swim, jump, climb, nothing.. If you end up encountering zombies before I finish this book, you're safer by walking away, don't wear yourself out. The biggest difference between the infected, and you, is, you have dexterity, and stamina. The infected will keep walking, until their muscles deteriorate, or, just fall off.. They will not stop, you can. One last thing, I've told you enough to keep you alive, blades, don't need reloading. Rule Number Four. Ok, now that I've gotten you caught up, the days are getting darker, I think Eco-Terrorism is as a still today, I haven't noticed any different colors in the sky, just the usual mirror, usual as in on that day, in February, E showed us who we really were, blind ignorant fools, no brighter than a Showtapping Monkey. How is it that all of us still here, get to still be alive. I've heard nothing from E, absolutely nothing, but I think I'm starting to notice they're ever watchful gaze from the sky. "Is this too much?"

Tired of the drama. Not even going to defend myself on this one, it's "his" idea. I'll make him happy. SO, with that said, I am looking to start a new band.