Topic of the day: Islamic Fundacrazyiness

I'm sure if you opened a newspaper or visited News.Google.com the past week, you read  about the recent Muslim world's outrage. From the Muslims in Europe all the way to those in Indonesia, flags have been burned, calls of beheading have been preached, organized riots setting embassies on fire and boycotting of goods and etc.

What can provoke such a dramatic reaction? The answer is...drum roll please....because, because...... of a political cartoon published four months ago in a Danish newspaper. The cartoon depicted Muhammad with a bombin hidden in his turbin and another one about how Islam has a blind eye for women rights (I think it was a series of cartoon). 

Well, if you seen the tv footage, you probablyt think that somebody dug up Muhammad's grave and took a shit in it. These organized riots are well... highly organized. When the U.S. started dropping bombs on Saddam or when the Israeli calls an airstrike over a militant's head, this united approach was absent. The Muslim World's reaction seemed like just a minor infraction when compared to this sudden united outcry about a cartoon.

It does show one thing however, Muslims are not emotionally suited to live in a modern world where criticism comes from every angle. I understand completely, they just dont offer "Being Offended 101: How to Handle Thy Self" in the Middle East. Therefore everything is an insult to Islamd.

Point being, Denmark is a tiny country of 5 million that nobody really cares about. So why bother being senstive to a newspaper article that a nobody wrote in a insignificant country? It just adds to my perception that Muslims look for any reason to start shit. Here's an example of some of that shit.

My message to these fundacrazy people. Go to school, get a real job and try to live a better life so you can get your kids out of the sandbox.

Here's an article that documents most of the global outcry.

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1138622561626&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

Topic of the Day: An In-Depth Look Into the Sneaker Subculture

A Bathing Ape (Bapes for short) is a Japanese apparel brand that has grown popular recently due to celebrities such as Pharrel, Beyonce and Jay-Z wearing them in their music videos. This process is also known as advertisement for those unfamiliar with various forms of business strategies.  

Pharrel is wearing Bapes sneakers and hoody. He might even be wearing a Bapes belt and jacket, who knows.

Bapes sneakers are the #1 source of revenue for the company I believe.

They look like some old school Nike Air Force 1's except with patent leather. Retail Bapes sneakers goes for $185. Here's a view of the Nike Air Force 1's.

Strikingly similar don't you agree?

Then in 2005 came the Marvel Comics Edition Bapes which goes for about $285 I believe.

See, its the Human Torch edition. A fairly nice concept if you ask me but for $285?It's just sneakers my lovelies. $285 can buy you a nice leather jacket to keep you warm, a year long supply of tampons and pads to keep you dry or at the going rate in Shinjuku, 4 nights with a professional and some change left over for some udon and sac-sac.

So what is the secret to A Bathing Ape's success? How can a company sell a hoody for over $200 just because it can zip all the way up and close the hood like this.

This is an actual Bapes Hoody. I don't understand why would you zip it that high. There's no logical reason to do so unless you want to be a Pinata. Because of the obvious lack of vision, you are asking to receive a beat down if you zip it up that high. Remember the words of your parents, "Safety first kids, safety first".   

I read somewhere online that A Bathing Ape started off by making tee-shirts. They made 30 t-shirts, gave half away to friends/family/celebrities and sold the other half. Their aim was to control supply, to keep it exclusive. Since Japanese celebrities were sporting these t-shirts, fans wanted to be in touch with their beloved and hence were willing to pay top dollars (I believe $85+ dollars) for a plain t-shirt with a ape on it. Funny to you and I bet to the fans, it's all about love.

The man who started A Bathing Ape,  Mr. Nigo, even makes fun of his customers saying that Japanese youth are too spoiled and stupid to be paying so much money for his products. Personally, I would never be caught decked out in Bapes gear from head to toe. I don't care what anybody says. Money can't buy taste. Here's a model displaying the 2006 Bapes collection in a Campbell's Soup background.

The sneakers can be a subjective and arguable but the sweatshirt thing....I don't care what any fashion pro in any industry says, that thing Mr. Takashi has on is really disturbingly ugly, or R.D.U. for short. I had a pair of underwear with that design when I was 4 if my memory is correct. 

Conclusion: To sum things up, if this article has made you a fan of A Bathing Ape, they have a store in Soho. But to abid in their "exclusiveness" campaign, these small stores worldwide are made hard to find on purpose and won't have a sign indicating that it is a Bapes store. Online it said, usually it'll say "Nowhere Ltd". A friend of mine has actually gone to the store in Soho so if you need directions, I accept paypal and all major credits cards. Here's a link to a good article where I got all my findings.  

http://www.thescene.com.au/fashion/features/2003_3_19_427.html

Also, I read supposely that you're only allowed to buy 1 pair of sneakers in your size at the Bapes store. It's all part of their campaign to maintain a tight control on supply and keep things "exclusive". So that's business lesson two for you. "Exclusiveness leads to justification of absurd prices". I should start charging for these lessons. Thank you for reading and have a pleasant day. This has been a bluntass production.

Interesting fact 1

The very phrase that constitutes Nigo's BAPE logo, “A Bathing Ape,” has telling origins. “It's from  the Japanese expression: ‘To bathe in lukewarm water' (Nuruma-yu-ni-tsukaru), and it's a comment on kids in Tokyo today. They're very shallow; they take things for granted, and they're not street savvy. It's sort of ironic for them to be wearing my clothing. I'm trying to show how they are incapable of being independent-minded. They have no plans, no goals, because they're just too comfortable. Like bathing in lukewarm water.”

Interesting fact 2

Nigo is 34 and rumoured to be a billionaire. $185 for sneakers? I'm not suprised at all.

Topic of the Day: Hand Signs (I don't think there's much to debate)

I tried doing a quick google search on the origins of hand signs. it wasn't listed on the first page so that's too fucking bad now isn't it? i'm not going to bother and do an extensive research just to please you niggers. so i'll just keep on making an ass out of myself and assume all the way through. if for whatever reason you are already mad, save yourself the trouble and stop reading. 

Since the dawn of men, hand gestures were used to represent an uniformed idea shared by many. Introducing first, a sign shared by many during WWII

If you see this outside your window, you better hope you're a blond hair blue eyed caucasian mother fucker or you're in trouble. Next up...

The Sign of Power 

 This popular hand gesture is a timeless classic. you know you seen it around. from world war I to the present Iraqi conflict; it's popularity is still soaring. When this fist is thrown up, that means there are a lot of angry mother fuckers outside screaming and waiting to do some shit. Here's an example of some of that shit. 

Can you guess what they're trying to say? well i bet my loyal haters can't. so let me educate you guys a bit. Flag burning, by far is the most popular contemporary mob activity in the world and is embraced by the world's most illiterate. Can you guess who? apparently burning a flag shows their dissatisfaction with U.S Middle East Policy. well what can i say about it? That's too fucking bad isn't it. For realz, economist predicts that all oil sources will be used up by 2041, then what bitches? no more money to fund your terrorist activities. "uh oh, maybe i'll need to go to school and invent something or i'll be living in this sand box fo life" says the illiterate suicide bomber. personally, i blame the anger on the 100+ degree weather and the fact that all their bitches are bundled up.

its common knowledge that sexual deprivation is the source of all violent behavior. all those people who want to beat me up should go out and have some good sex. when's the last time you had sex and wanted to do something violent afterwards? i don't think i can ever recall this happening. usually i save all my anger and frustration for sex. yes, i like to abuse my partner that's if im ever lucky enough to score. call me a savage beast. but beware, flag burning can also be a dangerous sport if not properly administrated. case in point.  awww i guess he couldn't read that the contents of the flag was highly flammable. that's a shame...

Here's a popular hand gesture that seems to be doing well with the asian population.Contrary to your beliefs, this is actually the sign of victory and not of peace. you played street fighter before. chun-li does it all the time. when she whoops your ass, she jumps up and down and says "yada". But this peace sign's popularity seems to mark the grounds for its abuse. Here are some examples when this hand sign goes wrong

umm. wow. hmmm.. i'll let you guys judge this one. all i can say is that it's everywhere. Here's item #2

Well I can't blame this guy. he is obviously wearing a F.O.B shirt so he has every mother fucking right to abuse the peace sign because we all know fobs abusing the shit out of it.

Here's a popular hand sign used mostly by politicians.  I have no idea why they use it. I thought "giving the thumbs up" means that you're giving the other person your seal of approval. i have no idea what arnold is giving except his smile.

Well it's the moment you all been waiting for. it's time to go into everyone's most favorite topic. (drum roll please........) Hand signs in Greek Life. i couldn't sway away from this topic no matter how hard i tried. aren't you guys jumping up with joy or hate? don't worry, i'll let you bash me soon enough.

First up, Kappa Phi Lambda. Also known as KPL and Kappas. I guess I'll do a sorority who's hotter comparison on my next entry, for now lets stick with the hand signs

They make a sideways peace sign and stick their thumbs in between like the little dicks in between the legs of asian men. nothing particularly interesting. it's fast, easy and practical. Don't have much to say about it

Lambda Phi Epsilon a.k.a lambdas

They make a sideways or upside down peace sign. like the kappas, it's easy, fast and practical but wait, i see a new variation. lets zoom in.

. That seems awfully familiar. Ahh yess, i remember now. its a popular billiard stance.

Do you see it? I think Jeanette Lee does the sign better though. Damn for a top billiard player, she's pretty seducing dont you think? I mean out of all the top female billiard players, who would you rather come home to? Here are your options

Karen Coor. She's a bad ass billiard player that has been in the elite class for a while. But besides her billiard skills, i can't see anywhere else that shines.

Allison Fisher, by far the best billiard player in my opinion. She's a tad better looking then karen corr but still not that attractive.

Jeanette Lee, damn my mouth is wide open. case closed folks. i know for a fact that all of us horny boys would like to come home to a hot looking asian chick who knows how to properly stroke a stick. Maybe the lambda guys would get more of a kick out of it if Jeanette makes a  sign while doing it.

Pi Delta Psi a.k.a Pi's

ah this guy cracks me up. Well the sign is a sideways pi sign. i think i seen the ones faced down but you know the deal these days. kids don't wear caps like they used to. they like to angle it slightly like Aston Kutcher. so you can't expect the signs to not "evolve" right? therefore the pi sign went from straight down to sideways.

Nu Alphi Phi a.k.a Nappy's

Okay their hand sign is just plain impractical. First off it's a peace sign and a lambda sign combined to make a N i supposed. Plus you need both hands to do it. Nothing creative there and it seems like such a fucking pain to do. secondly, you're supposed to do it to yourself? It's not like the Kdphi's thing when they do it with someone? haha i guess it would be pretty funny if i saw a bunch of guys do this

Alpha Kappa Delta Phi a.k.a Kdphi

I think the rule for kdphi is is that you have to find a partner? kind of like sex i supposed but it's lesbo sex so i dont' mind at all. if that probability holds true then the nappys would be committing an act of masturbation? either ways, my eyes are not very keen and i can't see what that hand sign means. someone once told me how the fingers combined to spell out kdphi. but i forgot and i dont have the insight to spot it by myself. all it reminds me of are those weird psychological test that they have to see if you're crazy.what do you see?

Baldy says "I see a fucking lambda and i'll beat you up to prove it"

Passionate ones says "Nah nigga, it's a pi. a fucking pi and i'll kill you to prove it!!

Ray Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeee of Nappy's says "Calm down you guys. for the record, both of you guys are wrong. what it really says is Lambda, Pis and Nappys. It also means that we should throw a three way party to commemorate asian unity". Baldy and the Passionate one looked at each other. for once the lambdas and pis agreed on one thing.

 and they decided the best place for jiggs to be is in the hospital. lmao, okay for you anal people that are still reading, jigg did not get beat up. something about having a back accident in the morning. The Nappys are the United Nation on campus. Do you know why? Because just like the real U.N, they're powerless peace loving mother fuckers. ohhh yes  i said it and you know god damn well its true.

"oh why you bashing on the nappys bluntass? what did they ever do to you?" Nothing, nothing at all but it's a valid point, they are the peace loving peoplez on campus. i do feel bad for them though. lambdas and pis are always starting beef at their parties. and they're too small in numbers to do anything about it. it seems like every party they throw, the nappys need their peoples from other schools to show up so they won't look like such a tiny faction.

If fraternities were like Major League Baseball, then the lambdas are the Yankees because they have an unlimited amount of campus currency. What is campus currency? It's the female bitches. You know they got more chicks then anyone else so they get first dips on the freshmens. Yes, admit it Pis. the lambdas usually get the cream of the freshmen pledges. The Pi's are the Boston Red Sox because they're the arch enemies of the Yankess and are usually getting the shorter end (losing A-Rod) of the deal like whatever is left over from the lambdas. The Nappys would be the Mets, they'll just always be losing and will be outdone by the other groups... i think this picture accurately depicts the true population of the Nappy's at bing.

one day maybe they'll be big on campus but until then, they'll always be the Mets in my heart. next year should be interesting if Pi Alpha Phi is formed. Maybe that'll give the Nappies a chance to out do someone for once haha.

As far as my knowledge is concerned, only the asian greeks on campus have a hand signal for their respective groups and they love to call each other by their pledge names. you see most of their xanga screen names? Pdp this, LphiE that, Nap this. But the other greeks on campus just have plain letters and perhaps the semester and year they crossed. But noo, asian greeks have to have it all thugged out. the guys rock football jerseys and the girls rock baseball jerseys (i think) with their pledges names on the back and other numerous statistical details like their chapter/what year they crossed/what number were they, all this statistical information stiched on. I guess asian people really love numbers. what can I make of this phenomenon though? well one thing fo sure is that asian people have a lot of pride. too much in my opinion. not that i'm saying pride is bad but i find excessive pride quite humourous. like korean guys who want someone to bow down to them because they're 2 months older. eng sa my little dong sengs haha. Just the same if i saw someone thugged out in their letters like if they have their jersey, bandana, bookbag, socks and t-shirt all lettered out. that means you need to spend your money on new clothes or have someone else dress you.  

aite nigs, too much writing for one day. i didn't address the sigma issue because they are pretty irrelevant and i couldn't find any pictures because i'm too lazy to even bother. all i know is that the sigmas girls look like lawyers or some aspect of very intelligent life. the type of girls that can write a 20 page paper the night it's due while doing their taxes and still get a A.

Everyone should meet my new twin bIuntASS 

everyone fussing about the shit i wrote. some agreed and many didn't. well im sticking by the 1st amendment and im going to keep on writing. that's what xanga is for;opinions. if you like to read about popular opinion, read someone elses. this isnt N. Korea where you have to go by popular opinion and im not the type to sway with the crowd. everyone is welcome to join the debate. just get over yourselves...its online. online beef is just as gay as pcbang beef. "why you staring at my screen for you fucking cheater. im going to get my nigguhs after you .."and so on. nobody is forcing you to read this shit, nobody is preaching it, nobody is teaching it in class so what's with all the "i wanna beat you down"? sure you're all welcome to try and beat me down but i'm not going stand there as a punching bag. while you do that, you can also be cool and say "yo son, mah boyz here told me bout what you wrote; online". what can i say, i'm gulity as charged. i do appreciate the people who laugh it off and find the humor in it. and i'll be sure to order those dogtags from umass for a xmas gift. the point is, i'm not emailing my opinions into your mailboxes or making them as your homepage. the choice to come here and the effort to read is all on you. meanwhile i'll be holding it down and keeping it realz~. btw, my next topic of debate will be hand signs. suggestions on future debate topics are also welcomed. peace nigguhs.

The Debate: Is it necessary for groupies to receive an official title?

What's the point of having groupies? The answer is rather simple and easy.The most obvious part is free pussy. Nothing in the world like getting pussy from girls who worship the ground you walk on. "Oh oppa you are the bestest". The second thing is to show off how cool you are when you got out to a party a.k.a roll deep. "Yo son, I got mad (dumb) girls rolling with me that's willing to suck my cock on command, I am the man". Rightfully are, you are the man. Now this is all cool and shit and I have nothing against men in their conquest of pussy. Which guys wouldn't want a bunch of girls to surrounding them while blowing them off?

The baldy says "I LOVE a good dick sucking". I agree with him. Nothing like a good dick sucking.

Now the big question is, do we actually give this group of dumb girls a name? Or even an official title? Rock stars don't even give their groupies a name, those dumb bitches that show up at every concert are just known as "groupies". So why the hell are the lambdas calling their groupies legacy's? They're not siblings of the fraternity. They're not pledging (sorry, dick sucking is not pledging) so what do they do exactly? To give everyone an idea of their actual "official" job description here's what their blog ringleader wrote

"The Lambda Legacies: a glorious new chapter in the golden history of Lambda Phi Epsilon at Binghamton University. We are the A Class, comprised of 10 beautiful ladies, who officially became a part of the Alpha Alpha family on 4.23.04, 4:20am and the first of its kind at Binghamton University. This is just the beginning..."

Glorious new chapter of what? Begining of what? Groupitism? Team cock sucking? I didn't know a group of girls we would like to fuck or have been fucked were given an offical name. They're also "the A class" LMAO. I think that letter corresponds with their bra sizes. Can someone say teeni tiny asian boobys? And what's with the ten beautiful ladies part in the description? They must be smoking some good shit.

How many beautiful ladies do you see? Well I only see two or maybe four (depending how drunk I am or lonely) that are actually decent looking. But I guess telling the other six girls that they're beautiful makes them more susceptible to the other cheesy lines that follows.

Guy : Girl, you are so beautiful to me

Girl: (blushing) No, don't say that.  You don't mean it

Guy: Girl, I'm not lying (fingers crossed) You really are beautiful, no joke

Girl: Really? (big smile) You really think I"m beautiful? No kidding?

Guy: Of course, why would I lie to you?

Girl: aw  Oppa you're the bestest.

Guy: Yes I am. Now suck my dick legacy#1

I thought they're supposed to be the "little sisters". I never had any sexual thoughts about my sisters. So why do they? So much family problems going on among asian kids these days. Kids go away to colleges, and in one semester of pledging everyone is their brothers and sisters. Then they also have dads and moms even littles and bigs. Then they start having incest... Crazy I say. What would the parents think about this? 

Dad: Dammit we did such a bad job. Our son in one semester has another dad and mom and he's fucking his little sister.

Mom: Don't talk about junior like that.

If you ever ask a girl how's her day, she'll go into little tiny shit like "and she was twirling her pen while she talked with her mouth opened..." Well this ringleader had to be exact and record the exact moment they became official, "on 4.23.04 4:20am". What the fuck? Why are girls so precise with details? Was she staring at her watch when the announcement was made? That's 4:20am folks. Normal watch staring time is not 4:20 in the morning. Generally the popular watch staring times are during the day. I guess she was really captivated by this gloreous moment to have an official title. Think of it as an MVP candidate. All season long she knew she was the MVP because she's been hard at work sucking their cocks with a passion but had to wait for that day near the end when she was finally officially announced as the MVP. When that time occurred, for a moment she lifted her head and stop sucking and said "4:20 a.m I'm in!".

All these dumb girls are relieved that their dick sucking finally paid off. "Phew", is their expression. Except that girl in the middle, she looks like she didn't have enough. She's probably the girl who wants dick the most in the whole group. Can anyone say ringleader?

Stupid dumbass freshmens. Did you guys notice all the girls are barely legal and highly impressionable? They're willing to dress alike while they "perform" their sisterly rituals haha. Your asses are definitely part of the family alright and definitely deserve the MVP award. My Valuable Pussy. Do I hear suck a dick little sister? These guys sure do. Look at their smiles. They know there are plenty of fresh pussy to go around.

Now I see why so many of my friends wanted to pledge lambdas. They get their own personal escort service.

Guy: Suck me beautiful

Girl: Yes oppa

Guy: Oh you're the best little sis I had so far.