| OH MY GOD BRAD UPDATED HIS BLOG!!!
Er, hi. I'm back, baby. And I have a cold. Someone infected me. Was it the ever-sniffling Borg or Ellyce at work, or my Dad, who says he never gets sick? Anyway, I'm not bitter. Just feeling blurgh. Can I get a hug? You won't catch anything, I swear....
Please? C'mere... awwww c'mon, c'mere...
The rant of all rants
You know what? Tomorrow I'll be 27. That's a right, 27-FUCKING-SEVEN. 27, having been born on the 27th of the 7th in 1977. I have shared the Earth with John Lennon AND Elvis. Not that I'm worthy of such company. Whereas those people were undeniably talented, genuis even, I'm nothing but a...loser. Now I know you're shaking your head or "tsk"-ing me (if you're not, then that's a real worry), but hear me out. How well do you really know me? I'm almost 27. I live at home. I can't cook. I have a mother who, God bless her, does waaaay too much for me. I work varying hours in a video store. Yeah I write the occasional article for a music mag and get to interview cool people, but it pays really badly. I'm overweight, partly because I take anti-depressant medication, but I'm overweight. Which brings me to another topic. I'm addicted to a drug. No, I don't take it in order to get high, but if I try to get off it, which I have, several times, I get very sick. I get extremely moody. So I'm kinda stuck on it until I can take time off work, or something.
I'm single.
I play the guitar, but I can't fingerpick properly, or solo properly, or play difficult chords. I sing, but I'm too scared to go for lessons.
So there are the negatives. It's only fair that I list the positives too. I have one of the greatest families in the world. THE most understanding and loving parents you'll ever find. The coolest little brother. The most beautiful pets, including one pomeranian x chihuahua that kills me with how incredibly cute he is, and funny (yes, I swear to you BJ has a sense of humour!). THE best home. A couple of great jobs, one in which I get to work with the most friendly people on earth who treat me with respect and I get to be myself, the other in which I get to meet and talk to some of my heroes and then write about how much I admire them. I write music and lyrics, play a musical instrument and sing in a band. We have a show coming up in September. I drive a red Lancer named Noel, after one of my favourite television characters, Noel Crane from Felicity. I'm well fed, I'm warm, I'm free, I'm pretty damn happy. I have an amazing group of friends who think the world of me, as I do of them.
And I have hope that I'll get off my ass and change the things that I can. Because I can.
Thanks for listening.
Happy Birthday to me.
Brad
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