| So, thanks to one snowart, this tagging business has finally reached Brandnme03. I believe I have to list 5 random/weird things about myself...(hmm, this shouldn't be so hard). Without further adieu, enjoy:
1) When Brandnme03 was in middle school, he sniffed white-out in order to be popular amongst his classmates. Let me explain: back in 7th grade, my family moved, and I found myself in the familiar position of being "new kid at school." It was difficult making friends, and I was pretty much willing to do anything to fit in. So one thing led to another, and someone dared me to sniff a bottle of white-out, and I did. Not so long after that, I quickly shot up the ranks of popular kids in school and earned the label: "the kid who sniffs white-out during homeroom." I do not regret anything.
2) I'm incredibly anal about brushing my teeth. During high school and college, I would go as far as brushing my teeth for TEN WHOLE MINUTES in the morning.
3) The first time I cried while watching a movie was in school out of all places. It was sixth grade English class, and we were watching the television movie of the popular book "Where the Red Fern Grows." The movie is absolutely heart-wrenching so I'm not going to spoil it for any of my readers (you must see the movie yourself), but in the end, the emotional roller coaster of the boy and his dogs was just too much for me to handle. Upon the conclusion of the film, I put my head down on my desk and just wept...all the while trying not to draw any attention to myself. When I finally regained my composure, I looked back up and saw my friend staring right back at me with his jaw open shaking his head in disappointment. He is no longer my friend anymore.
4) I didn't start showering everyday until 8th grade. I continued using tighty whities until 9th grade.
5) Unbeknownst to me, I accidentally pooped out a small turd while eating lunch with a friend. Here's the story: most everyone knows that Brandnme03 went to the great University of Michigan. On campus, there is this yummy sushi place, and on this particular afternoon, my good friend, jcho408, and I decided to meet there for a casual lunch. My stomach was aching the entire day I remember, but I merely dismissed it thinking that it was due to hunger. As we always do, the two of us order a crap-load (pun intended) of food and start chowing down. Mid-way through our lunch, my stomach starts hurting a lot, but I figure it to be from being overly gassy so I decide to rip out a silent fart. Needless to say, it was one of those wet ones, but I was enjoying my lunch too much to even entertain the possibility that something other than gas came out. However, when we were done with our meal, and it was time for us to get out, I got off my seat and was distraught to find that my boxers were clinging to my buttocks. I don't think that there were any blatant stains on the back of my pants to indicate what exactly transpired, but nonetheless, it was quite embarrassing. Jcho408 had to go back to class and so did Brandnme03, but clearly, he had other matters to attend to and decided to skip for that day. So I waddled back home trying very hard not to make any sudden movements that would smear the mess even more. Safe to say, because of that lunch, my closet has one less pair of boxers...hmm, still have the pants though.
I TAG....Chunsahmo, summerya, GuMBee, mooneyez, tok1m. |
