Name:Aaron Country:United States State:California Birthday:11/23/1983 Gender:Male
Interests:guitar, drums, music...watching people, being deep in thought, living life & taking deep breaths...OH, and i like to sing... =) Occupation:Student
Hey everybody! Check out my new golf video game that's coming out for XBox 360! It's called "Aaron Hahn PGA Tour '08". Not bad, huh.
And yes, the phrase at the bottom when completed says "Teenage
Sensation," which is what I would have been had I grown up playing golf
as a little boy. 'Tis but a dream!
Those Stupid Random Facts Things. I mean, I love talking about myself. Not really.
Alrite, I was "tagged" like fifty years ago but I didn't know thanks to bobahater. So ON with the random facts about me-self.
11. The first thing I do when I wake up is make my bed.
10. If you ever wanna come over make sure you call me first 'cause I am almost ALWAYS in my boxers at home. Can't help it, it gets hot.
9. Since I don't have a drum set and I like drums, I use my teeth to make beats at random times. I think the edges are getting soft from the grinding. Uh oh. Ah well.
8. I know a lot of random facts about animals. I wike animows. Shout out to Wildlife Magazine and Zoolife books.
7. Show me a color. Any color. I will name it by it's proper name. Thanks Crayola.
6. Another underwear one. Mostly, I don't do laundry until I run out of boxers...so that's like, usually every three weeks or so. I only have seven pairs.
5. Furthermore, on a good week I shower about once or twice. Usually after I sweat a lot from physical activity. I don't change boxers until I shower. Put it together. No, sweatin' the ladies does not count as a physical activity...'cause then I'd be showering everyday. What a waste of water that would be.
4. I officially hold my high school's sit-up test record...78 in one minute. That's 1.3 sit-ups per second. This was back when I had even more awesome abs. My sit-up partners were always amazed.
3. I love geography. I know all 50 Capitals of all 50 States in the U.S. Also, name me any country and I will find it for you on a map or globe in less than 3.5 seconds on average.
2. For a short period of my life I lived on a would-be ostrich farm.
1. I wore hot pink fob pants. Her name was Jenna and in 5th grade...she pants'ed me on the black top (hahaha, oh pwoody).
If you're a Hahn, you're awesome. Don't believe me? Watch.
In the words of the great Sasha Cohen from his true ghetto identity of none other than my main man Ali G: Check it! Us Hahns are prolific throughout history and the world. This is just an example of the marketing savvy and genius of our Aussie counterparts in all of Hahn-dom. We're pretty funny and good looking too, by the way. Proud to be a Hahn, baby!
Notice how even AFTER the incident the girl remains in the tub. Yep, never leaves. This is an example of the sex appeal of the Hahn species. Wild and young at heart, yet irresistible.
Yes, indeed. Our talent of hunting in the wild or even in the most romantic of places never eludes us. We make sure there's food on the table even while we get the girl. Hey, what can I say...it's instinctive. And we like our girls with a sense of humor as well...notice the look on the girl's face. It screams, "Oh-em-gee, I CAN'T believe you just did that...YOU'RE SO HOT! Yep, even in Venice, Italy people, we get it done.
This is a tribute to the most annoying baby who always needed attention and whined when it wasn't given, who always laid waste in the house, for some reason ate at super late hours of the night (like me), but was always fun to play and take walks with no matter how much of a brat he was. We always said Kairi is so freakin' lucky he's cute 'cause otherwise he'd just be an annoying, attention whore that nobody would want, heh. But because you're lucky, we found you a place where your master can be home for you during the day.
Kairi, you will be missed...from time to time, ha. This is dedicated to you, buddy boy.
"10 Things I Hate About You, Kairi"
I hate the way you always whined and always cried to me Not knowing if you were hungry, bored, or just straight up had to pee.
I hate the way you always had to "go" while we're at work or in class You chose my backpack, blankets, clothes, and kitchen table instead of grass.
I hate how every time I came in to give you some love and pet you Stringy, white hair always covered my shirts, pants, and sweaters too.
I hate how every night we just wanted to go straight to sleep You had to crawl underneath our covers with us just so you can get some heat.
I hate your whine, your bark, your lipstick, and all your crying too I hate how you never learned a single trick that we've ever taught you.
But most of all I hate the way no matter how much we say we don't We know that we'll miss you and we'd be lying if we say we won't.
You'll be missed, Kairi. Have fun at your new home, buddy boy.
