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Name: Bre
Country: United States
State: Oklahoma
Metro: Tulsa
Birthday: 12/4/1983
Gender: Female
Interests: I haven't got any anymore...'cept to stay alive long enough to give me a reason to live.
Expertise: I fuck shit up alot without even trying...I'm pretty good at that...otherwise, it's yet to be known what exactly I'm good at except, so I'm told...drinking. *dry, sarcastic laugh*
Occupation: Other
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Yahoo:  brebrelovescc
Member Since:
12/2/2005
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| Yup2 EVRY1!!!
I love you all...I wish I coyuld write more...In fact, I wish I could see most of you... Imma bout to have 2 jobs again, so imma see u all...well, never... 
I'm sorry. But I do love u all.
Peace | | |
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SEE??? I'm tired of writing already! I'm just plain tired to tell you the truth. Ah, well...I'll catch you all later. You kno I love you, rite??? I do. Always.
Peace | | |
| LMAO!!!
GOOD
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect
spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered
the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand
painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer then found the
young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket
full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."
He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment
of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He
then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing
too hard to start her car. | | |
| *sarcastic laughing* How'd I know???.............I failed my fuckin piss test....................................... | | |
| Niacin, Whole Vitamins, Ultra Bleach and TONS of water!!!I took my piss test today...I'm a little worried...Let's hope all goes well. I really need this job.
Peace | | |
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