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  • pete died

    pete died... it was days ago, but he's still dead. he died after school. when i came home. i was having a great day. then i found out that he was going to be put to sleep. i love pete. he died on April 2nd. and that $200,000? i was going to use that money to get pete a kidney transplant.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

  • Currently Listening: One X

    Pregnant Man

    How a guy gets PREGNANT! First when he's having sex he turns his Penis to "Sucion Mode" and then the egg in the lady gets sucked out and mixed with Sperm and then HE IS PREGNANT! Amazing. And you can try it at home. and if you don't have a Vacuum Penis you can follow these steps; First you have to get on a Vacuum cleaner. Then get the lady on. (the big, tall Vacuums work better...) and then turn it on. Then the egg gets sucked out. Then turn it off. Then attach one of the nozzles to the Penis and reverse and then the egg will shoot up the Penis and nine months later a baby will come out. {that all sounds painful to me.}

Saturday, March 29, 2008

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  • How do you show someone you love them?

    First you take off their pants and you know the rest...

       

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  • 1:40am

    My little sister, Sophia had one of her friends, Allison come to our house. Then she stayed over night. Then at 1:23 they came into my room (which I share with Marlene, who's my older sister. And people get confused of who's the oldest because I'm taller but my skin is WAY younger looking...) they wanted to do something with Marlene. So then she told them to come back at 1:40. So then at 1:41 I was like, "it's 1:41, Marlene. Go out and watch your lezbo porn." So then she left the room. I wanted to know what the hell they were doing so then I followed her our as soon as she left. Then I walked in and she was like, "Go back to bed." and I was like, "Nope. This isn't your house and as an added bonus I AM NOT YOUR BITCH." So then I stood there. Then she pushed me into the computer room. And she was like, "Go to bed, bitch!" and I was like, "So....... you want me to do something for you but then YOU CALL ME A BITCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" So then she bit my sholder. And I was like, "GET YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OFF OF MY SHOLDER!" So then she let go. I ran upstairs so I could clean her bite mark. Ew. It was like all red and blue and white and gross. I had no clue what to do. I put some peircing cleaner on it so it would not have her spit in me. I went back downstars and she was watching some commercial. I was like, "What are you guys doing????" and she was like, "Come back in 20 minutes." and I was like, "No, you pussy sucking whore." So then she bit the same spot. And then I elbowed her big fake stuffed boobs and punched her in the face. And then I ran away. And she had this look on her face like, "Why did you do that?" So then I went upstairs again to clean her bite again. Then my parents woke up. Marlene was like in the bathroom for like 2 hours because she's a baby and she doesn't want to get in trouble. What a loser. I knew that she was going to attack me or something. So I sat there and played Sims2 on my cell phone until she went to sleep. And, she snored ALOT!

Friday, March 21, 2008

  • we all like in a cruel world

    because it WILL NOT let me have a grey hoodie! Everytime I look and they are either men's or too small of they arn't even there. and then everyone's gonna die because i had a dream that THERE WERE PEOPLE who gave out VIRUS INFECTED FOODS. and evryone I knew was infected. They infected my grandparent's and then they gave my family the contaminated foods. And I drank 4 oz. of THE MILK! You have to have a certain amount to get infected. And then i THREW UP THE DEMON MILK. All of the unaffected people had to go to Europe. So then I had to pack my stuff and I was off to Europe in a plane. I met some very INTERESTING PEOPLE on that plane. And then like EIGHT LONG HOURS LATER... we were there. I had to find the people who I was living with and it was BILL! YAY! And then later some freaky people came and forced us into some concentration camps and I was like, "HOLY SHIT!" and we had to walk and walk and walk and WALK AND WALK it was like a DEATH MARCH or something. It took DAYS. Almost all of us DIED. When we got there I had to put on a UNIFORM it was like GRAY. My number was C039ZH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If we forgot we would be MURDERED! It was AWFUL! And one day like after weeks of being in that place, there was a chance to ESCAPE! So then me and Bill escaped and then we were on top of a BUILDING like in THAT ONE VIDEO. It was SCARY. And then we climbed down it and there were like robots searching for the ESCAPED. We ran into a house and we had to stay there for HOURS (until the robots left.) By the time they left it was night. We had to RUN AWAY. So then me and bill and his BAND BUDDIES ran away. And that was the most strangest dream ever. And then we made it to IOWA again and there were like HAUNTED NEEDLES! and they MAGNATISED! and then some lady was EXPLODING my mom's VANITY! It was very interesting...

Saturday, February 23, 2008

  • hey everyone

    i'm all like total shit. i can't ever go to one of my friend's house without my stupid sister, Marlene coming with me because she said that all of my friends are gay druggies and have sex with eachother. I cannot ever talk to Alyson again just because Marlene hates her. And my little sister, Sophia,  is trying to be some gay person and I'm always grounded because of her. And then I have to share a room with Marlene. I have to sleep with the radio on all night and the room is nasty. I have to leave the room for her to brush her hair in the morning. I bet we all know what she's doing in there! Then I can't take a shower really late or early because of that. Or stay up because she keeps on yelling and she smells so bad. I just wish that I had my own room atleast so I could get some privacy. And for some reason, I still have my cell. So if yo want to text me, text me. (563-508-4151)
  • Who taught you how to ride a bike, and when?

    i was a kid and i taught myself because i am cool that dat.
       

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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

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