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| I'm going home next week for my baby sister's wedding. I didn't
know what to get her so I got her an appliance and some
money. That girl is hard to shop for. Congrats little
Sis!!!!
The following is some forgotten laws of Murphy.
Murphy's Other Laws
- A fine is a
tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- A day
without sunshine is like, well, night.
3.Change is inevitable, except from
a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof
to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you
have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
7. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world
end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to
pass them.
8. If the shoe fits, get another
one just like it.
9. The things that come
to those who wait, may be the thing left by those who got there first.
10.Wouldn't
it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr
Alt Delete' and start all over?
And I hope ya'll enjoyed another fun filled day Only at Butterfly_715 
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Hmong as terrorists
So I saw this on DysphunktionalFamily's
page on my myspace account...and it's disturbing........ According to the new Patriot Act
Hmongs are classified as terrorists due to the fact that durning the
Vietnam War we fought as gorrila fighters even though we fought on the
side of the United States... Click on the link below to take you to
the news article....
http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=local&id=5043637
I think this story is funny so enjoy....
Timeless Lesson
Timeless lesson on how consultants
can make a difference for an
organization.
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that
the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It
seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils,
I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around
and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"
"Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen
Consulting
to revamp all! our processes. After several months of analysis, they
concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It
represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.
If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips
back to the kitchen and save 15 man- hours per shift."
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it
with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen
instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."
I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of
the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the
same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the
waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right
there?"
"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so
observant.
That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in
the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can
pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands,
shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.
I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use
the spoon."
And I hope you had another fun day Only at Butterfly_715 
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| Valentine's day Sucks.... it is indeed a worthless holiday!!!!
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|  HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!! Hope everyone gets lots of chocolate and flowers!!!!!!! 
-saofallenchunsa - hey girly I've been trying to get to your page
but everytime I do it says that I don't have the correct rating or
something.... Hope you can find me on myspace.... I know you've been
trying for a while..... If not, then look up
butterfly_smiles139@hotmail.com under emails on myspace.........
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|  Happy New Years 2007!!!!!!
***Hey how do I load pix onto Xanga now? It's changed. Damn it! If anybody knows, share the wealth!!!! Thanks...
I'm back from my trip home to Wisconsin. It was indeed a
white Christmas!!! And then it rained the next day so there was only
ice left for the remainder of the trip. Northwest Airlines is never on
time and if you miss your connecting flight they make it seem like it's
your fault still. They're delayed most of the time! I left
Friday the 22nd from San Antonio on a Northwest Airlines flight to go
home and here's what happened. My flight was delayed more than 30
minutes so I was afraid that I was going to miss my next flight in St.
Paul. We landed 5 minutes prior to the boarding time and I had to
change terminals. Looking on the monitors upon arrival I noticed
that my next flight was canceled and had to go to the ticket counter
for assistance. Tell me why Northwest has about 20 ticket
counters and only the last one was able to reissue tickets.
The guy behind the counter was not helpful. He didn't even try
to see if I could get another flight out that night, instead I was
booked for tommorow. When I asked if my accomodations were going
to be paid for he said no and gave me a 1-800 number to call to check
for available hotels in the local area. Turns out, the guy behind
me was on the same flight from san antonio and was told the same
thing from that guy. (there was also this really annoying little
dog that yipped the whole entire flight...goodness! who so happened to
be 2 rows behind me) I refused to pay $89 for something that I
had no fault in so I ended up sleeping in the Armed Forces
Center(USO). Thanks Armed Forces Center in St.Paul!!!
I found out the next day that the guy behind me slept on 4 chairs in
the air port. The next morning our flight also took off about 40
minutes late. When we finally were descending about to land in WI
the plane started climbing back up again and 5 minutes later the flight
attendent comes on the loud system to inform us that they didn't really
know what was going on. About 15 minutes later the pilot comes on
and says that the first flight line was closed due to 'a broken air
craft on the flight line' and the second one due to high tail
winds. We were diverted to another air port which took another
20-25 to reach.
When we finally landed at the diverted air port we had to wait around
for about an hour for a bus to arrive to bus us over to our orginal
destination. It was a 2 1/2 hour ride back to the air port that
we were supposed to land at. During the bus ride me and that
other guy were talking to some of the other passengers and found that
they were offered all accomodations paid for so the majority of them
slept in hotels. You can say I was not a happy panda when I heard
this... Hate flying Northwest but that's the only air line that
flys to central Wisconsin besides Midwest. Love Midwest!
You get fresh baked cookies on the flight. My wallet on the other
hand wasn't able to like Midwest :(
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