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Name: Allen
Birthday: 10/28/1980


Interests: To laugh often and love much... to appreciate beauty... to find the best in others... to give one's self... this is to have succeeded...
Expertise: getting random wood at random times. random stuff. slurpees. cheetos. gummy candy. littering my house with crap. wrecking vfrs and cbrs. wrecking accords. staying up late. black coffee. marlboros. cartoons. talking to boys on the phone. sexy pillow fights. truth or dare. scratch and win lotto. pushing my eyeballs with my eyes closed till i see these green/yellow spots. acting like im 12, looking like im 16, and running away from girls like im 5.
Occupation: Consulting
Industry: Banking/Finance


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Member Since: 11/2/2002

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

BACK FROM THE DEAD.

10/27/07.  saturday nite.  ill be back in town.  word.  halloween party

 

FINAL:  show up at like 10ish.  THANKS
 
our house:
 
 
if you want directions then yahoo it jerks.. or email me
 
debating whether to have it start round 8pm with a nice bbq or just like at 10-11ish with drinking fun.
 
EVERYONE WHO CAN READ IS INVITED but ill start callin' ppl like this week cuz ppl love phone calls.
 
this is the flyer.
 
the three idiots
 
me
 
johnny
 
 
luis
 
have decided to throw a halloween party.
 
so yes, please come.
 
bring whatever and whoever you want.  you must wear a costume or suffer some kind of penalty.  be ready to drink a lot.
 
if you read my xanga, your invited.  if you happen to stumble upon my page and you live in dallas your invited.  im too lazy to call everyone.
 
ill tell ya'll more details and give my address out later for those that haven't been to my house.
kids.
 
 
*note* not actual pictures of us. im not a late 20's chinese man, johnny isn't a white stud, luis isnt lil' bow wow and we are too poor to afford such a nice trailer = )


Tuesday, April 17, 2007

so i brew my own beer in my closet.. and this morning when i went to find clothes i smelled beer..

apparently one bottle had too much sugar.. so the pressure built and the bottle broke.. yes.. bottle broke.. not top blow off, but bottle blow up..

so now closet smells like beer = (

 

the end.


Monday, April 09, 2007

.. man so that *cheap car of the week* posts didnt last long.........

i think i eat too fast.. i keep biting my cheek.. then since it swells up everytime i bite it.. it keeps getting worse.... so today i ate while holding a fork against the inside of my cheek..

 

yes....

 


Saturday, January 20, 2007

LET'S ALL GO BUY GO CARTS AND RACE EACH OTHER!!!


Thursday, December 21, 2006

  I decided every thursday will be "allen's cheap car of the week" since i like to browse/buy cars a lot, i thought i'd share with the dying xanga community.

for this week.  1500 =)  in dallas.

http://www.rx7club.com/showthread.php?t=602292

also i guess my former car of the week....

(sorry no link to it, it's for registed members only)

1985 Toyota Corolla GTS Hatchback

the 4AGE motor runs good and i jus finished replacing the following:

New Toyota Timing Belt (not some autozone crap)
New Toyota Front Main seal
New Toyota Cam seals
New Water pump (recently replaced)
JDM Kouki Front bumper (custom brackets)
JDM Trueno sprinter taillights ( very RARE)

Car comes with Brand new JDM Bumper Corner lights ($165/ not pictured)

THE BAD:

- has a slight front radiator core support damage but easy fix.
- has been painted by previous owner (spraypaint can)
- its also gutted from rear seats - back. (complete interior from dash to pass/driver seats)
- brakes needs bleeding(has a lil air/bubbles)
- needs alignment


im asking $2000 NO lowballers and NO trades so please dont ask.

IT"S TOFU TIME!!

 



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