| Checklist: when you know you're aging (for women)i was reading mypetiteness' latest entry and i found myself answering "yes" to a lot of the bullet points listed out. i am 25 years old.
let's see how many Yes i can get out of this list -
Chillin' at a lounge or dinner party is more appealing than going clubbing. Yes. Dude... it has come down to staying at home on the internet is more appealing than going clubbing haha!
When you do go clubbing, you feel like a fish out of water. Not really but i am horrified at the scantily clad dressed women and the PDA action that goes on at these venues.
It takes 3 days to recuperate from a RARE night of drunkenness. Yes. Oh man... this one totally suck balls.
Going out on a weekday is absolutely taboo, while going out three days in a row is impossible. No on the taboo but Yes on the 3 days in a row is impossible. See bullet point above - yeh right i can make 3 days of partying happen anymore! lol
Hanging out at Barnes and Noble is totally awesome. Yes!
Your social calendar is replaced with weddings, kid birthdays, and family events. It has not come down to this yet. Thank goodness.
You clean out your closet and throw away midriffs, short shorts, and anything too tight. I don't own any of the above. Perhaps short shorts cause hot pants are hot :)
Granny panties become the most comfortable clothing in the world. Never!
Afternoon naps become a requirement. Yes. I find myself falling asleep at the wheel more often now too. :(
The only way to keep up with what's cool these days is through your little sister, little brother, AND little nephew. Haha! Yes. I realized this when i was 23 and didn't know wtf "High School Musical" was until my nieces educated me on it. LOL!!! Horrible :( Oh! you know what's worse? Finding out your little 12 year old sister has the same favorite show as you - Gossip Girl. OMG.
Your high school music becomes labeled as old school slow jams. Ugh. Yes. I keep seeing them listed on those commercials where they sell those compilation CDs of old skool music. My HS tunes are totally on those TV infomercials now :(
Rap starts sounding like noise and STAR 98.7 becomes one of the your top 5 radio stations. Hmm... not that bad yet haha
You start calling teenagers and college types "These kids..." Yes. I am guilty of this. It also doesn't help they all started calling me Mommy, Mama, Mom :(
Boys 25 years and below look cute, but only as boy toys. More like EW! No thank you. LOL! I've stopped dating boys my age (or younger) a long time ago. They make good eye candy though... too bad i start to feel nauseous and puke a little when i find out the year they were born in Hahaha!
You ignore bad boys and suddenly get attracted to the "nice" ones. Haha! No, yeh rioght. But i do find myself appreciate the nice ones more :)
You browse through wedding magazines instead of fashion mags. Um. NO. still a long way to go for this one :)
You become aware that muffin top is not just for breakfast. I hope my metabolism stays at this speed forever so i will never have to experience the dreaded muffin top :)
Eye creams, healthy eats, and exercise become A MUST, not a choice. Yes! I'm getting better at the eye cream and the healthy eats. Definitely lacking on the exercise though :(
You realize "Dammit! My mother IS right!" Yes... Should have listened to her when i was 16. Mama is ALWAYS right. Better to have realized this later than never i guess ^^
You recognize that quarterly life crisis does exist! SUCKS. Am i still going through this? I think I am nearing the end but am not sure LOL! This starts right when they throw you out of college and you go "SHYT! Now what?! FUCK!" Good luck bright eyed early 20-something year olds! :)
9 out of 20 isn't so bad. I guess some of my No answers sorta leans towards Yes but not technically there yet lol! We can revisit this list 6 months from now.
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| human based drama on internet social networksi can write a whole study on this if i wanted to.
doesn't matter where you're at, xanga. myspace. facebook. ffs. even bunchedup.tv -
where there's human interactions involved, drama is bound to follow.
people say these social networks cause drama. no people, it's YOU who cause drama.
don't be so silly 
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