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The finished Product of, Lifes Little Guide to..... Life.
#1. Cell phone calls are best made at or past midnight.
#2. Video cameras provide good entertainment.
#3. You're never too old to read the Princess Diaries series.
#4. John Mayer eats microphones but love him anyway.
#5. If you are going onto an island and can only take one breakfast item, better make it Smores Pop-Tarts.
#6. Relieve stress by burning old memories.
#7. Running and Dance are not a good combination.
#8. CD's may be worn out by overusage.
#9. Never wear flip-flops to church.
#10. It's okay to not have the skill of reading time.
#11. Sad? Have a friend write you a story.
#12. Chocolate milk must only be drunk with a spoon.
#13. 13 can be a lucky number.
#14. You're not supposed to understand anything, especially life.
#15. Boring towns are actually non-stop parties.
#16. Football is best watched while talking to two friends on separate phones.
#17. Never wear ice skates that are too small.
#18. When possible, aviod unwanted drama.
#19. No matter what any guys say, Girls' track is no joke.
#20. Change cell phone rings regularly for saneity.
#21. Never take the late bus.
#22. You can never be too warm in school.
#23. Don't leave private entires public.
#24. Never let people obsessed with you into your room.
#25. If you're bored, make youself a cake and hang up a banner that says "Happy Birthday."
#26. Take advantage of any change of theuraputic stretching.
#27. A good way to get a boyfried is to wait for a ride after sports.
#28. For a good life experiance, switch houses with your best friend for a week.
#29. If it doesn't snow, just walk around on the ice.
#30. Two moms are better than one.
#31. Once in a while, eating an entire box of cereal is good for you.
#32. Rule #4 is allowed to be broken under certain circumstances.
#33. Finals suck.
#34. Dancing is to be left to the dancers. ;)
#35. Embrace days off of school.
#36. Pajamas are meant to be worn for extended periods of time.
#37. You don't nees a whole lot of money to have a whole lot of fun.
#38. Never let others influence your well-being.
#39. Sometimes there just isn't an explantion for things that happen.
#40. Always reach for the sky.
#41. You can date your best friends. *pending*
#42. Never eat yellow snow.
#43. Procrastinating on finals is a very simple thing, do anything but study.
#44. Newsies can solve any problem.
#45. If you would like to draw attentionto your butt, wear pants with bright pink writing on them.
#46. Anything can be dipped into chocolate icing.
#47. When bowling, the black balls always work best.
#48. Magazines are meant for more than reading.
#49. Never take a dance class with little children.
#50. Sleep can cure anything.
#51. If you friend is down, name your screename after them.
#52. Nail art is better left to the master.
#53. If you run out of luck with guys, result to turning lesbian.
#54. 2 words, Dunkin Donuts.
#55. Make sure you're really alone on dates.
#56. It's okay to be married in pants.
#57. Bridges are good places to hang out.
#58. No movie is too weird to watch with your friends.
#59. Always get picked up for a date at your own house.
#60. Extended vacations can make you more ware of what you're missing.
#61. Never have your boyfriend take a butt picture of you with your friends.
#62. You're only cool if you watch Jeopardy on friday nights, and shout the answers at the tv.
#63. Always use a flash when taking pictures in the gym.
#64. School hallways can be used for resting.
#65. Girls track isnt a joke, as long as youre in girls track, but if you do boys track, THEN girls track becomes a joke.
#66. You can never have too many pictures, there will always be a use for them.
#67. You know you love your friends when you’ll trudge through the snow to get them.
#68. Picky when it comes to buying shirts? Make them.
#69. Always shovel your best friend’s driveway for their mom.
#70. Hair spray is flammable.
#71. If you have a boyfriend you are automatically better than everyone else/
#72. Never spend breaks or holidays away from your life.
#73. Why love men when you can love women?
#74. You can never be to prepared for welcoming a crowd to a show.
#75. Always have sleepovers the night before snow days.
#76. Make sure your pointe shoes aren't tied too tight for performances.
#77. Always tuck your pants into your boots.
#78. Don't hurt your close friends, you need them.
#79. Always interlock arms when walking with friends.
#80. Always get your mother what she asks for Christmas or Birthdays.
#81. It’s never to early to plan senior week, or in Scott’s case, your marriage.
#82. Never take for granted all that you have.
#83. You can never share too much with a friend.
#84. Xanga is a good way to communicate.
#85. Never drink milk plain.
#86. Crocheting is a life long skill.
#87. Hide cereal from cereal crazed friends.
#88. You never know when your close friends are out having unprotected sex.
#89. Never let your friends into your underwear.
#90. Don't play in a quartet if you don't have a conductor.
#91. Everything happens for a reason.
#92. Older brothers do eventually grow out of their dumbass phases.
#93. On your 21st Birthday, the first drink shall always be “Sex on the Beach”
#94. Never trust anyone online, or on the phone for that matter.
#95. Pool tables are for more than playing pool
#96. When bowling, always use the black balls.
#97.Two pairs of socks are better than one.
#98. Got cramps? Eat chocolate.
#99. You never know what you have until it’s gone.
#100. Carpe Diem | 
