Allie Williams is my goddess. I have converted from darwinism to worship the amazingness of her amazingness. She is god. I am not. The end.

Off like a purple hat or a prom dress.

Love always,

Emily Millicent Hanneman

Hello world!

I've decided that baseball sucks. Football is the true sport of this world. And Tom Brady is the best football player there is, just like the Pats are the best football team out there. Next year, they will win the superbowl all over again! I also now know that I am not black. i know I think I am, and I'm called Em Biscuit and I say that Kanye West is my boy, but I'm white. And very white, as my dancing shows. And also, the Goo Goo Dolls are my favorite group because I am going to marry Johnny Rzeznik. I have stopped smoking and getting high to Bob Marley. Now I am going to go pull a gnome out of the garden hole and eat a pineapple. I'm off like a purple hat. Or a dress on martha at prom.

oh my god

Lauren Grande is so awesome it makes my jaw drop.  i'm trying to figure out a way to tell her, but its kinda tell someone that you think they're a god, you kno?  im really having trouble thinking of what to say. who knows, maybe shell read this and the problem will be taken care of, well anyway, Lauren Grande is amazing and she is a god.

LAUREN I LOVE YOU!!!!

ok there i said it

peace

Emily