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Monday, September 11, 2006

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:19:03 GMT

The History of Norman Clature Day

This is the story of a young boy who is becoming a young man. His name is Eric Kyle Herendeen. He is the "stotastic" son of Mr. and Mrs. Norman Herendeen. Now, being the son of Norman, he has the resemblance of his father. Upon noting this, I began to refer to Eric as Norman.

Enter Mr. M. L. Musick: Head of the Lakeland Christian School Sci. Dept. Somehow during one of his lectures, Mr. Musick mentioned something about nomenclature. Then sprung the hybrid and somewhat adulterated name, Norman Clature. Everybody (by everybody, I mean me) at school began calling Eric, Norman or Norman Clature.

Then it happened. That September 11th, 2001. The day seemed to be another stoic school day. But little did we know, this day would change history forever. At approximately 9am, I declared that day to be Norman Clature Day! Eric's/Norman Clature's popularity had already grown to lengths unknown. For as I declared Norman Clature Day as I was walking into The Royal Doyle's Honors History room, terrorists struck down our twin Trade Towers in and with utter rebellion and defiance against Norman Clature!

The strong supporters of Norman Clature were of course saddened and angry at this act, but would and will not let the terrorists ruin this special holiday observed, now nationwide. The first annual Norman Clature Day was observed with less gusto and fervor, for obvious reasons. But, the proceeding NCDays were extravagantly and lavishly celebrated. With each year, more and more people joined in with the festivities. The holiday is continually expanding obviously due to Norman Clature's outstanding popularity (especially with the ladies... but that's another story).

On this very special day many activities are held. They include, and are not limited to the following: beautiful dates, flowers, a toast given by our honored, scripture reading, a prayer, the consumption of rare & expensive pizzas, laughter, the unique Norman Clature Dance (authored by Norman himself!), fellowship, and games.

Some of you... Many of you may be wondering, "Are girls allowed to participate?" This is considered a FAQ. The official answer is a conditional, yes. Females celebrating NCDay may participate only if they bring food in large enough volumes for the consumption of approximately five to ten males, or if they just bring food. However, being the gracious honored that he is, Norman Clature has allowed for all girls to attend only with the obligation to bring food.

Our 6th annual Norman Clature Day will be held separately around the world. It seems as if many of us are not going to be able to gather together for a grand celebration of the honored. However, he is in our minds and prayers. Wherever you find yourself, may you have a blessed Norman Clature Day.

I Samuel 7:12
Then Samuel took a stone and set it up between Mizpah and Shen. He named it Ebenezer, saying, "Thus far has the Lord helped us."

Friday, September 08, 2006

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:27:09 GMT

Hey ya'll,

What about Norman Clature Day? It's this coming Mondy. Someone do something. Lest we forget, guys. Lest we forget.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:29:43 GMT

I will share with you a bit of my private life. Here are some of my recent purchases.

1) iM7 http://www.alteclansing.com/product_details.asp?pID=IM7

2) BC1HU Plus Universal Smart Worldwide Fast Charger http://www.all-battery.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=8

3) 8 pieces of D Size 10,000 mAh high capacity high rate NiMH Rechargeable batteries http://www.all-battery.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=581

4) Injinji Tetratsok Mini Crew Socks http://www.injinji.com/tetratsok/mini.htm

5) Chick-fil-A® Chicken Sandwich http://www.chick-fil-a.com/MenuItems.asp?MenuItem=sandwich

6) Prana Canvas Cap http://www.prana.com/storefront/prodbot.aspx?prodid=1474

Keith says I spend my money on the most useless things. I disagree. Somewhat. Yep, these batteries are gonna last a long time.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Wed, 17 May 2006 00:55:53 GMT

Cell phone back online. Voicemail not yet.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:12:15 GMT

My permanent residence is no longer in Lakeland, FL. You'll find another Asian physician's family living in that Hollingsworth house. I do not like this situation.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Mon, 03 Oct 2005 01:53:52 GMT

I do not think Xanga is the best mode to communicate that we're moving to Georgia.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 23:51:02 GMT

Well, justice has been served. A bit unprofessionally and definately not in line with the rest of America's justice system, but it was served. The ruling of my incident found me not responsible for alcohol use and disturbances. I have nothing more to say.

Czech out the newest The Juliana Theory album, Deadbeat Sweetheartbeat. It released yesterday.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 15:28:44 GMT

The History of Norman Clature Day

For the Florida chapter, our 4th annual Norman Clature Day will be held at The University of Florida in Gainesville. This year, it seems as if many of us are not going to be able to make it to the grand celebration of the honored. However, he is in our minds and prayers. Wherever you find yourself, may you have a blessed Norman Clature Day.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 03:15:35 GMT

Well, today was my first day of classes. They went well, but not everything has so far. Let me bring you to a few days ago, Monday night. My first time I got written up. I was/am quite, how you say, pissed. Here's the deal: I had no internet in my room, so I went across the hall to check my email and LearnLink. I didn't pay attention to anyone in the room or what they were doing, just simply doing business on a friend's computer. As I'm checking my email and such, our RLC knocks on the door and is let in. Now, here at Oxford we apparently hold a "Take-names-ask-questions-later" policy. Therefore, I was "written up" for an officially unknown but assumed charge. I meet with this RLC lady sometime soon hopefully to clear my non-alcoholic name.

Please pray that I am able to keep my composure and remain polite when I talk with the RLC as I still feel upset about the whole event how it was handled.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:24:54 GMT

Bye, Lakeland. I'm going back to Georgia.