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| i love overheard in ny Old man: Hey! No sex in the street. Teen boy tickling his girlfriend: Sorry, sir.
--Canal St Drunk teen: Kill me, please. Sober teen: No, you have the SATs next month.
--Stuyvesant High Pompous guy: So, what do you guys do in non-honors chemistry? Bored girl: Hit each other on the head. With rocks.
--Stuyvesant High Puerto Rican mom to son eating sour candies: You best not be gettin' that sugar all over my titties, nigga!
--4 train to Yankee Stadium Dominican guy #1: Yo, there's this new movie coming out about that shit. It's like 300, and I've got a copy. You wanna borrow it? Dominican guy #2: Yeah. I'm a big history buff. Dominican guy #1: It's about Caesar, and, like, his magical sword... Dominican guy #2: Excalibur. Dominican guy #1: Yeah. --187th & Ft. Washington oh stuy | | |
| HAHADumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in biotch." Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life? -somewhere Hobo: Please help me, I'm hungry. Please help me, I'm hungry... Suit: Don't lie, motherfucker. You need that shit fo' crack!
-D train Drunk ghetto girl screaming into cell: He told me he loved me and this and that... And this and that, dammit! And then his cock was in her, and I was like, 'Whoa, are you with me or not?!' So I pulled her weave out and-- Hello? Are you still there?
--Bushwick, Brooklyn Guy selling comedy show tickets: You like comedy? Come to the show! Even fake IDs are accepted!
--Times Square Loud guy: For that kind of money I should stand on my hands and juggle bowling balls out my anus!
--Subway station at 72nd & Broadway
Nerdy teen: Dude, I really want to see what Lord Voldemort looks like in the movie. Friend: Yeah, man. I really want to see Lord Voldemort get naked. Nerdy teen: Oh, yeah. Me, t-- What?
--Borders overheardinny.com
ps. i just had the most delicious BUTTERY chocolate chip cookie ever: city bakery, 18th & 5th. | | |
| Popeye's Gangstars

June, 2004.
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