| 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UPDavid Letterman's TOP 25 .....
25. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
24. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
23. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
22. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
21. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
20. You watch the Weather Channel.
19. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".
18. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
17. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
16. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
15. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
14. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
10. You take naps.
9. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
8. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
7. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
6. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
5. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
4. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
3. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
2. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"
And the number one sign you are getting old is:
1. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll do the same thing.
Yea yea, i know #1 was lame...
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| barry zito? a giant? whoaaaaa.....?
(yes, i'm still alive if you were wondering)
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| Only In San JoseI saw this while driving past San Jose! WTF Grand Opening of a Starbucks written in english but not only that its also in VIET!
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| Go support my brothers in arms! They represent the ghetto-side...of....chinatown? WTF
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| Got tagged by my aqua homette so here ya go...
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Ken
Kenny
Kent
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
chonpokguy
SnGFvR354
xvzinjvx
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Eyes
Shoulders
Lips
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Thinnn Hair
Wierd Ears
Want to be 3 inches taller
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
Chinese
American
uh. Amerinese?
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Failure
Disappointment
Sharp Objects
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Internet
Tea/Coffee
Glasses
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Dress Shirt
Dress Shoes
Jeans
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Understanding
Open Mind
Challenge
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Pull off glasses
Puffy Cheeks
No need for makeup
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Utopia/Games
Reading
Cards
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Go to the doctors
Sleep for 12more hours
Do NOTHING - read
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
Hmmm how about mixing three careers into one?
Management Information Systems with Accounting and Development....
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Japan
Hong Kong
Korea
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
Havent gotten that far...variation of ken for the sons and variation of the babys momma for the daughters?
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Make sucessful (in their own right) babies
Be decently secure financially
Have a hot wife
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GUY/GIRL:
Rice Rocket
Play games
Love watchin sports
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
Zhang Ziyi
Kristin Kreuk
BoA
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