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Name: Chris
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Los Angeles
Gender: Male


Interests: Working out, sushi, clothes, top shelf vodka, crab cakes, my Blackberry, the ladies
Expertise: working the red carpet
Occupation: Executive
Industry: Entertainment


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Member Since: 10/27/2005

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Friday, December 02, 2005

Beyond the Friendzone

Thanks, everybody, for the comments and the love. This will be my last post. I think we’ve covered all the bases--leaving you well prepared to avoid the traps and pratfalls of the Friendzone.

The only thing left to do is find YOUR OWN personal motivation to be your very best. Clearly, for me, the best motivator was finding myself stuck in the Friendzone, hopelessly in love and obese.

If you doubt me here's proof...



Just to clarify, that’s me in the upper right:



Remember, friends, you have the power to say free of the Friendzone.  Use it.  Good luck! 


Thursday, December 01, 2005

Don't Try This At Home

Booty calls seldom pan out, and almost always make you look desperate.  Remember, your world should appear a full and exciting place—especially at two in the morning.


Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The Art of War

Memorize “The Art of War”. It’s a terrific tool for self-empowerment and can be valuable in getting you out of the friendzone forever.
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The Art of War
By Sun Tzu
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Sometimes, it's what you *don't* say...

Don’t admit you love Dr. Phil, Tivo Oprah, or see your therapist twice a week.  You want to appear grounded and confident, not messed up and searching.


Monday, November 28, 2005

Where the Friendzone Ends

Come on people, have an edge!  Do I need to tell you that sweet, nice and reliable aren’t sexy?




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