went to Malacca, Tangkak, Muah last Saturday and it was damn lamb.
but quite fun lah.
i like roadtrips.
Bon Jovi (the real one)  makes awesome driving music.
and some traumatic event happened.
squeamish ones, don't read.
there was a horse at the durian plantation
all was fine and dandy until he got horny.
it quintupled and it looked like a 5th leg
black and the end looked like a hoof.
it was gross.



on the causeway.
there were a lot more in a giant clump taking up a whole lane but they all looked so scary, i scared to take.

the view from the hotel to the left.
it looks nicer coz you don't see the dirt.

looks like 70s Singapore

guess who.
i made it my vacation mission to embarrass her.
it's so fun.
she reminds me of sarah phang.
damn fun to make fun of her.

act cute only. totally phang okay.

i'm trying to act like herrrrrr.

look at the chicken rice balls!
it was damn nice okay.

it looks like a fishball.

i uploaded this on facebook and got a comment
"waw whos this hamsum guy"
i wonder who.

i worship my brother so much! (no i really don't)

cheekan monsta.

it's a chicken ball before christmas

damn obiang.

it couldve been so much better.
her head lolled about.
hilarious.

view from the hotel on the right side.
see the kidney shaped pool! it's above a carpark.

this is the great Teo Chew 'restaurant' that we got reated to.
it was the most boring dinner.
a bunch of accountants and us.
pfft.

i look sad because at this point in time my arse is numb and my hair is slowly going down. Bon Jovi songs are good for roadtrips.

plantation's pond. it's pretty. but big Ants!

me, unglam, and eye.

disgusting

shu nu?!

this is actually really small

that small. like father like son.

sis- 1, me- 0

priceless. mission accomplished.

i have no idea why/when this was taken.
he looks better from this angle though.
so "hamsum"

kidney shaped things make me laugh.

Sac'

felled rubber trees. my brother can operate that, never been prouder in my life.

it's so expeditiony

teeheehee the other car reversed and got stuck in the bushes.
it's NOT a 4WD if you hadn't noticed.

it had to be towed.
but it didn't work.

our harvest.
i haven't eaten a single one yet.
i counted at least 31 here, more in the basket, and 18 at my ahmas.
bitter until make my nose got sinus.



YAY love roadtrips + Bon Jovi.

i'm in an awfully serious mood today, i have no idea why.
i think i need a change of scenery.

i've decided to go ahead with applying for London.
hopefully IF i do get in, (which would be quite improbable but you never know)
i'd know someone and like that someone
which will make it fun.
hope Loi and Yap get in with me,
and i can extend after that.
whoo.

phang is damn annoying today.
more so than usual.
i want to pull her rubber band and piak her with it can.

2 hours of E Maths since LohWaiKin never come.
siannnn.
triangles triangles wah biang
shock horror despair
my butt hurts.

nothing interesting's happened this week
life sucks.

note to self: be good.

p.s. i'm going to malaysia on saturday.

hello i'm using Naz's tablet now
mannnnnnnn it feels goood to be using tablet.

anw,
school sucks
and i have to stay back 2mrw for bloody HMTL listening compre duty can!
when everybody leaving at 1215 i'm in school DOING HOMEWORK while waiting for them to finish

arghhhhhhhhh
damn annoyed.

i have to go to the TA to hopefully get my shit back.

fo shizzle ma nizzle.

hello i am an addict.

from 9pm to 12.45am.

my life has no more meaning but this.

help me leh.


p.s. this is not emo. it's damn easy to guess. two 'things actually. and they both start with B.

p.p.s.
A: HAHAHA you fall down again ah, suckerrrrrr!
B: laugh ah, laugh summore. but my dan hua damn nice okay!

p.p.p.s. i'm willing you to burn your tongue now.




i went to Seoul Garden with RingRing and Dinner Mok todayy.
collected back my DVD coz i was kinda desperate.
my sis too.
laughing and thinking sick.
"WHAT DID HE DO TO HER!"
gossiping the truth
ranting summore.
good times, goooooood times.
(see my title)


HATE DIVER CAN SHE PLEASE JUST GO AND DIVE INTO THE LOCH NESS AND LET THE MONSTER EAT HER AND RELIEVE US OF OUR SUFFERING. crazy bitch.

alicia:
but we won't catch any symptoms of spontaneous combustion!we won't feel any excess heat, seeing as how we've lived as being hot for so long. heh, i'm shameless. but yes, we need to go out ): curse you people and your active lifestyles to hell! just join the bloody AVa damnit. i'm not going for singfest ): but hopefully i'll be going for Traffic Jam with Daughtry HEHE. damn eggggcited. *wails woefully* coz i got over youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*
lurbbxz euu hunneh bunnehxz. AACCK


it's so hard to type with a proper keyboard.
it's been 8days and counting since i last saw my tablet ):
hate the fujitsu guy.

todayy had hella good time.
the cheap thrills of beating the man!
sorry i'm immature but...

i watched wanted
he only gets hot when he's not a pussy.
but when that happens
MMMMMMMMMMMM.

met Chuxuan at Orchard Emerald and ate BK while waiting for the rest
who were all unpromptly late thankyouverymuch.
then they came
kama
lisa yap
loi.
sherm.
waiting for the bus at kallang.
crapped a bit and kama had free reign of the camera, damnit:
 

bused to Kallang
tried, failed, talked amongst ourselves.
(fyi Loi, Kama,Yap, chuxuan i am as straight as a macho boxing FBI agent okay. bastard.)
then we went to Marina!
where sherm and loi succeeded
and we got it.
but of course.
and the only phrase to describe it
Awesomely Awesome.
yes people, a double does of awesome
words cannot describe how awesome it was.
Fox rocks okay,
*spoiler*damn sad she die.
curve the bullet!
'twas cooooooool.
someone get me the DVD and an IMAx theatre please.

anyway!
it was about 4 when it was done
Kama and Sherm went home
but before that!

took dunno how many times
my face is the same lah wtf.


guess who

and the rest of us went to Esplanade roof to talk and gossip
and my what a session it was
it's always fun to rant to an objective third party with no personal interest in the matter
and to hear peoples' first-impressions of yourself due to associations.
if you know what i'm getting at.
HAHA.
lisa Yap was such a bitch last time.
tsk.
must rmb to stay away from her next time.
SOME PEOPLE damn lousy with cameras ah.
SOME people only
the LIVELY one.

bastard.



i don't look 16 lor.
lisa yap kept insisting that shermin and i looked the most mature.
my ass.

then we went to Marina's macs
saw some people and went MEH
then loi and yap the little misses felt like eating Popcorn cheeken instead
so we went to KFC
talked a bit more until 615
and we went home!
doesn't sound as exciting
but it was!
teeheehee.

lurbbs the cliqueless peoples!

i have to wash my hands of you.

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Now playing: Alanis Morissette - Ironic
via FoxyTunes   



 

my internet works.
urban outfitters is having a 20% sale (!!!)
but it doesn't do international, bastards.

very sad okayy.

a lot of work to do lehh.
kns.

i bought Bones 2.
i <3 cool forensic shows with sexual tension between characters and witty dialogue.
yay.

lurbbxz Loi,
we watched Get Smart
2nd row
but 'twas okay
she dragged me to Zara
so many ppl okayy
the only way i got her to leave was by saying i was so annoyed i would punch somebody if we didn't get out soon

Coffee Bean's lousy Mocha ice blend, poopoo.

i still miss germaine lee even though clementcheng is quite nice
he's totally like Poon when he was nice
except a little not like him.
Same same but still different.

i have a lot of work to do
and a lot of Bones to watch.
can't wait for season 3!

lurbbx David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel.
(Kama: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.)

sanasa sota came back ytd and it was so fun!
playing stupid games and spraying liberal amounts of Dove deo
talking and singing and reminiscing.
missed those.

Youth Day celebration next friday
going out after that i think.
eggggciting.

then monday holiday.
the tuesday after that maybe going Seoul Garden with Ring X7 and the same bunch that went the last time again.
wed, thurs, fri e-learning.
who wants to come to my place and do?
sleepover?  :D
yay yay funn
school's been long but fun.
at least not sitting with Phang now.
TingWai and Valencia are funn.
getting too used to it alr lehhh.
stupid Geetha coming back next week,
can i change place with her ah.

):

i hijacked Ring's letter to qiqi today
shhhhhhhhh

i'm going to bathe now.

intelligence is relative.

WHO WANTS TO BUY:


Assorted Jay Chou figurines from the Jay Chou World Tour 2008



China


Hong Kong


Los Angeles


Taiwan


Singapore


Mint condition.
except for Singapore and China editions, opened once.
$28 each
$125 for all 5
self-collection only.

tag , comment or email me at ft_ollie@hotmail.com


p.s. tell your friends!

funny how if you just look hard enough,
or in a different light
bad things can be good.



but not always, huh?

just rearranged posters.

past:
 

present:


yay.






that's what i call good organisation.
love Hong Kong.



next clip shows scenes of blood, gore, death and a single F-bomb.

isn't it wonderful.

i woke up at 830 again today.
praise me pls.