I'm Back!

So I'm back on here again. Eventhough nobody does this anymore, I thought I'd update.

Things are going well, Senior year is pretty surreal...

 Tacky day...

 <Senior Black-out day.

Class of '07...

I got a new layout, how's it look? well, since nobody gets on here anymore there probably won't be any response. Suzanne is telling me to say something about me falling down the stairs yesterday. *ouch*... my butt's sore.

~Lori

Today's my mom's birthday. We're about to eat dinner... I think. i've been so bored all day, i've been on the internet for about the past three hours. (that's a record for me)

I forgot my math book at school and I have this project that is due monday which i of course need my book for. So my buddy joe is hookin' me up with some info.

I really don't have anything to say so I'm just rambling right now.

Suzanne and Tiffany decided this afternoon while I wasn't here that they were gonna go to the movies... nice. I've been stuck here listening to this little kids argue and scream and cry all afternoon.

Lori

Dang this sucks! Me and Diana were supposed to start today at Papa John's... that was a joke. The manager told us today that he just found out that our work permits have to actually filled out and we have to get a card thing from the school before we can start. GAY. If the people in the office can't get it done tomorrow, then we won't be able to gon until Monday. geeh whiz! So I'll probably still be able to go to church tomorrow though... so that's good. i think once we actually get started up there it'll be really good though, 'cause Tommy, the manager, seems really cool.

Enough about that though. saturday is my mom's birthday and I think we may do something for that, or my parents may do something for that and Suzanne and me stay home and babysit... which sucks 'cause we'd more than likely have hannah and david as well as seth... yipee.  neway, I thought suzanne would've done something for her b-day by now but she hasn't.

Today is Suzanne's birthday. After school me and diana went out to get some job applications. we got about 3 or4. A lot of places won't hire us b/c we aren't 18 yet, but we're still lookin' for those few who will. 'cause we need tha money!

School is actually pretty slow. I rem. last year like everyday I had something to read for ms. best or a test to study for w/ ms. simon. I'm glad those days are sorta over. But then again It's kinda bittersweet. I think I'm about to get off here. If anybody comes on xanga anymore, except for like a couple people I know do, leave some dang comments. ; )

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Okay so yesterday I was coming home fron the mall (Suzanne and I went to see Talladega Nights), and this but-munch rear-ends me! I was so freaked out and confused as to what I was actually supposed to be doing. scary.