Oh, the trouble this guy has seen.The following is reprinted from Uncle John’s Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader book.
 Frane Selak. Image: 1dir1.org
Is he lucky … or unlucky? You decide.
THE SELAK ZONE
On a cold January day in 1962, a Croatian music teacher named Frane
Selak was traveling from Sarajevo to Dubrovnik by train. Well, that’s
where he thought he was going. Little did he know what he was actually
about to embark upon a strange 40-year odyssey marked by freak
accidents and near-death experiences.
The train carrying Selak in 1962 inexplicably jumped the tracks and
plunged into an icy river, killing 17 passengers. Selak managed to swim
back to shore, suffering hypothermia, shock, bruises, and a broken arm,
but very happy to be alive.
One year later, Selak was on a plane traveling from Zagreb to Rijeka
when a door blew off the plane and he was sucked out of the aircraft. A
few minutes later the plane crashed; 19 people were killed. But Selak
woke up in a hospital - he’d been found in a haystack and had only
minor injuries.
In 1966 he was riding on a bus that went off the road and into a
river. Four people were killed - but not Selak. He suffered only cuts
and bruises.
In 1970 he was driving along when his car suddenly caught fire. He
managed to stop and get out just before the fuel tank exploded and
engulfed the car in flames.
In 1973 a faulty fuel pump sprayed gas all over the engine of
another of Selak’s car while he was driving it, blowing flames through
the air vents. His only injury: he lost most of his hair. His friends
started calling him "Lucky."
In 1995 he was hit by a city bus in Zagreb but received only minor injuries.
In 1996 he was driving on a mountain road when he turned a corner
and saw a truck coming straight at him. He drove the car through a
guardrail, jumped out, landed in a tree - and watched his car explode
300 feet below.
BAD NEWS (AND GOOD NEWS) TRAVELS FAST
By this time he was starting to get an international reputation for
his amazing knack for survival. "You could look at it two ways," Selak
said. "I am either the world’s unluckiest man or the luckiest. I prefer
to believe the latter."
How does the story of Frane Selak end? Luckily, of course. In June
2003, at the age of 74, Selak bought his first lottery ticket in 40
years … and won more than $1 million. "I am going to enjoy my life
now," he said. "I feel like I have been reborn. I know God was watching
over me all these years." He told reporters that he planned to buy a
house, a car, and a speedboat, and to marry his girlfriend. (He’d been
married four times before and reflected, "My marriages were disasters,
too.") Update: In 2004 Selak was hired to star in an Australian TV
commercial for Doritos. At first he accepted the job, but then changed
his mind and refused to fly to Sydney for the filming. Reason: He said
he didn’t want to test his luck. |