I just came across this article in the Boston Herald.  It's definitely something stolen from The Onion...

http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=36656

"I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste, and certain amenities.  I'm proven to be good."

-Shaquille O'Neal

I just cashed in all my loose change at a Coinstar machine.  When I brought my receipt to the register, the lady had to call a special person with a key.  Her name was Penny.  I was disappointed when the register lady didn't get how funny that was.

Hello!  Welcome to my 'blog site.  Enjoy yourself and feel free to comment on anything you'd like.  Hopefully, I can keep up and not be a big slacker with this thing...

I just started reading the 4th Harry Potter book and I'm officially a Harry Potter junky.  I can't stop...  Anyway, I just saw a neat movie about migratory birds called Winged Migration.  It has some really spectacular shots of birds from on just about every continent.  Parts were actually filmed while a guy was in an ultralight or a hot air balloon migrating with the birds themselves.  Unfortunately, when you watch the "making of" documentary, it reveals that these birds that you are seeing are not natural at all!  They are all birds that they trained especially to make the friggen movie.  It really is a beautiful film to watch (really high quality picture and relaxing Enya-like soundtrack), but knowing that the birds aren't actually migrating really took the movie down a level or two for me.