this guy is hilarious.

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NEW YORK (AP) -- The NBA has spoken with the Los Angeles Lakers about a sexual reference coach Phil Jackson made in a comment following Tuesday night's game in San Antonio.

The Spurs made 13 3-pointers in their 107-92 victory, and Jackson was asked if too much penetration was leading to open outside shooters.

"We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts," Jackson said. "It was one of those games."

The 2005 film, which won three Oscars, depicts two cowboys who conceal their homosexual affair.

"The remarks are in poor taste, and the Lakers have assured us such remarks will not occur in the future," league spokesman Brian McIntyre said

If you want to do it, do it correctly the first time

sometime i found while talking with ange

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Gang:

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots, and shoots 18 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before having to reload?

2. Joey has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320, and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 a day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut his half pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for stealing a Chevy, and $100 for stealing a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys does he need to steal to make $800?

6. If the probability that Amy graduates from high school is 1/5, and the probability that a high school graduate gets into college is 2/3, and the probability that a student who enters college graduates is 1/2, what is the probability that Amy graduates from college?

7. Hector has knocked up 6 out of 27 girls in his gang. What percentage of girls in his gang has Hector knocked up?

8. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 a month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison? As a bonus, how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent all his money?

9. Latisha takes TV's from 25 houses, and VCR's from 27 houses. If in 10 houses she takes both a TV and a VCR, and in one house she takes 2 TV's, how many houses did Latisha rob?

10. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet, and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many times can Jane spray her favorite four-letter word with 5 spray cans?

The end of something marks the beginning of another

I've been back in America since wednesday night, but havent found the energy, drive, or time to write this entry. The last couple of days back in LA was really tough. Jet-lag made me want to murder various people. I think i'm finally adjusted today and i found some free time that i can use to make the last entry of this year's summer missions.

For the last week in taiwan, we held a conversational english tutoring class in Peng-Hu. This was our second year there, so we knew most of our helpers, the location, and the english level of the students. We were prepared going into the last week because of our familiarity, so the week went by rather fast and organized. the turnout was 40 for the morning section and ...7? for the afternoon section. Not particularly impressive, but we got to spend some quality time with the people that did show up. It was a short camp, only 4 days, so our exposure to the kids were limited. I only pray now that they will be able to retain some of the wisedom from the bible.

After the camp, there was a island tour and a seafood bbq....fun and yum! I then left the team to visit my grandma. She's a christian and shared with me many testimonies....one which included poo and diapers....(go figure). But She is a great encouragement to me because of her unconditional trust in God, even though her testimonies were very graphic.

I've since started the summer portion of MS1. I may/maynot drop of the face of the earth. forgive me