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Buckin' Bronc' Blues“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction." --Barrel_Racin_chic’s xanga I have no idea who wrote this song, and I can't find the lyrics on the internet, but I have it here on the site, and I'll type the words the best I can. enjoy! and if you want to hear it, just play this here sound byte:
He's A Killer
He's a Killer! Killer Diller! He's the grave yard filler of the west!
Now, I got a yarn I'd like to spin, If you don't mind, I'll start right in: It's about the meanest horse that I ever knew!
Well, I climbed aboard this honeriest brute That ever jumped out of a chute And with every jump, that critter tossed a shoe!
Well I grabbed the horn, and I grabbed some hair, And really grabbed most everywhere, And the way he screamed and bellowed was a sin!
Well, he made a jump and turned around, I made a dive and I hit the ground, But I bounced back up and I started in again!
He's a Killer! Killer Diller! He's the grave yard filler of the west!
Now, like I said, before I quit, I grabbed the reigns and I pulled the bit And I rode that ornery critter like a dog!
But the bronc, he turned around to me And he said "Cowboy, you just wait and see-- I'm gonna wallow you just like a hairy hog!"
Well the crowd, they applauded out with glee, And the bronc, he turned again to me And this is what he had to say, and I quote:
"Well, you made a mess of things, ole kid, You blew your top, and you flipped your lid, And you you hadn't ought to have done it, and now you're through!" End quote:
He's a Killer! Killer Diller! He's the grave yard filler of the west!
Now, I don't know, but I've been told That lightning flashed and thunder rolled, And a cyclone hit the seat where I was sat!
Well, they picked me up, the doctor said, They had to tie me up in bed, 'Cause I was crazy, goofy, looney as a Bat!
My feet went flat, my teeth fell out, My hair turned white, and I got the gout, And I finally wound up at the local park!
I'm all right now, I'm telling you, But riding broncs, friends, I'm through! From here on out, I'm pickin' my guitar!
My guitar! My guitar! From here on out I'm pickin' my guitar!
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