its that time of year again. here goes my unrealistic top ten wish list: (big ticket items listed first for the high "rollas." haha.)
1. sewing machine : to compensate for my big butt and short legs.
2. hope jr. : a little bro/sis for my doggie. (adopted, please. i like my dogs abandoned and vulnerable. hahaha) [youmi says she's got it.]
3. new glasses : it sucks not having hour eyes hook ups anymore. actually have to pay to see now.
4. statistics book : because i need it for class.
5. blank cds : i've gone a little crazy downloading off limewire. computer is sooooooo slow now.
6. anything south park : no explanation.
7. exercise dvds : well, because i'm fat. (downgraded from last year's request for liposuction.) [ i got impatient. bought these for myself. ^_^]
8. cases of water: i read somewhere that you're optimally supposed to drink 8 servings of 8 ounces of water a day. there is approx. 16 ounces in a water bottle, so that means i need to drink 4 bottles a day. that is a lot of water.
9. tweezers and eyelash curler : it seems as though there is a mysterious black hole out there that consumes these particular items on a regular basis.
10. cards, emails, phone calls, love letters, stalkers : all appreciated. ^_^
NEW! (some people dont seem to appreciate my wishes, so here are some more options.)
11. necklace : my faithful diamond necklace of 6 years has broken.
12. earrings (sterling silver/ white gold) : unfortunately, my ears are allergic to the cheap stuff.
13. jack johnson concert tickets (merriweather post pavilion) : because he's fuggin awesome! i'll be sitting, waiting, wishing.
14. dress shoes : because apparently flip-flops aren't good enough.
15. hot british lover with an authentic accent : i cant say in this family friendly atmosphere.
16. one way ticket to a natural disaster stricken third world country (preferably thailand) : i would love myself a little adventure.
17. guiter / drum lessons : feel a need to express myself musically. or maybe i just want to violently hit things.
18. mattress pad (thick arse one) : because lumpy beds suck.
19. orgazmo dvd : trey parker in a super hero suit. RoOOoAR. sexy, genius, you.
countdown: 22 days until i turn 20 years old. shut up. its not a typo. =P | 
