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Monday, March 28, 2005

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 12:58:13 GMT

This will be the official end of the infamous CPXLOVER.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 11:15:53 GMT

jimmay: gosh
jimmay: this sucks
jimmay: stupid ftp
jimmay: stupid filezilla
timmay!: LOL
timmay!: hahahahaha
jimmay: HMPH
timmay!: its like south park pms
jimmay: i'm seriously pissed now
jimmay: hahaha
timmay!: dont fuck with us
timmay!: hahahahhaha

Monday, March 21, 2005

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:58:52 GMT

its that time of year again. here goes my unrealistic top ten wish list: (big ticket items listed first for the high "rollas." haha.)

1. sewing machine : to compensate for my big butt and short legs.

2. hope jr. : a little bro/sis for my doggie. (adopted, please. i like my dogs abandoned and vulnerable. hahaha) [youmi says she's got it.]

3. new glasses : it sucks not having hour eyes hook ups anymore. actually have to pay to see now.

4. statistics book : because i need it for class.

5. blank cds : i've gone a little crazy downloading off limewire. computer is sooooooo slow now.

6. anything south park : no explanation.

7. exercise dvds : well, because i'm fat. (downgraded from last year's request for liposuction.) [ i got impatient. bought these for myself. ^_^]

8. cases of water: i read somewhere that you're optimally supposed to drink 8 servings of 8 ounces of water a day. there is approx. 16 ounces in a water bottle, so that means i need to drink 4 bottles a day. that is a lot of water.

9. tweezers and eyelash curler : it seems as though there is a mysterious black hole out there that consumes these particular items on a regular basis.

10. cards, emails, phone calls, love letters, stalkers : all appreciated. ^_^

NEW! (some people dont seem to appreciate my wishes, so here are some more options.)

11. necklace : my faithful diamond necklace of 6 years has broken.

12. earrings (sterling silver/ white gold) : unfortunately, my ears are allergic to the cheap stuff.

13. jack johnson concert tickets (merriweather post pavilion) : because he's fuggin awesome! i'll be sitting, waiting, wishing.

14. dress shoes : because apparently flip-flops aren't good enough.

15. hot british lover with an authentic accent : i cant say in this family friendly atmosphere.

16. one way ticket to a natural disaster stricken third world country (preferably thailand) : i would love myself a little adventure.

17. guiter / drum lessons : feel a need to express myself musically. or maybe i just want to violently hit things.

18. mattress pad (thick arse one) : because lumpy beds suck.

19. orgazmo dvd : trey parker in a super hero suit. RoOOoAR. sexy, genius, you.

countdown: 22 days until i turn 20 years old. shut up. its not a typo. =P

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 18:07:57 GMT

the long awaited day has arrived. south park season 9 officially begins.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 15:05:42 GMT

have a lot on my mind. pent up frustration with people and situations are getting the better of me. mostly annoyed at my inability to transcend these feelings and thoughts. a positive attitude should transform reality. i suppose i'm only human.

relationships. whether it is a friend or lover. are complicated creatures. i prefer simplicity. (why can't we all just get along?)

life should have a twisted moral at the end of each day, just like at the end of every 22 minute south park episode. jewish 8-year olds give the best advice.

i'm on a cooking streak. my concoctions are actually edible. WOWSERS! since i'm on the topic of home-making i'll mention the hot pink pleather fabric me and youmi bought for our sofa. i deemed it the "love couch." everyone is welcome to come over and give it a sit.

hmm. wow. random thoughts. just sitting here killing time. waiting to meet up with somebody. sOooOOo bored.

Monday, January 31, 2005

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 09:32:32 GMT

universal studios orlando was fuggin awesome!! the keane concert was fuggin awesom-O(hehe some sp humor.) they are unbelievable live. i'm declaring myself an official keane groupie. gosh, i love my british men. anywho, thanks to steve for putting up with my "barbaric" ways and ego-bashing quick wit.haha.

now back to reality.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:35:01 GMT

i've concluded my south park fervor is not up to par with my counterparts. i am sorely disappointed in myself. i need some "re-education." so, i will begin my stringent south park marathon today. i vow that i will no longer be distracted by adult swim, court tv, history channel, and animal planet. (bye bye animal cops ) AND i will visit the official south park website EVERYDAY. i will worship matt stone and trey parker on a daily basis. especially, matt stone (you sexy genius, you.)

and this message is for everyone else on the planet who wishes i would shut the *bleep* up about south park. haha. HI! i'm doing well here in the country. my latest scheme has been to look for a condo to buy for next year. but the market sucks!! so much for that idea. i bought hope a beautiful sweater and i did her hair (fur?) but people still thinks she's ugly. why? does she really look like she has down syndrome? i've been trying to work out more regularly but i guess it doesn't really count when you eat four popsicles afterwards or coldstone ice cream for lunch. anyhow, too much information.

message for babyxmomma: i love you!!! and ayden!! he's the cutest baby i know. i cant wait till i come over and make him cry, again! haha. j/k

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Wed, 15 Dec 2004 00:00:10 GMT

as i am preparing myself to go home tomorrow i realize that i need to say a great big thanks to my "bed buddy," fellow south-park-a-teer, roommate, tour guide and best friend! thanks for putting up with my sleep talking, my irregular breathing, sushi cravings and any other obnoxious habit i might have. you made australia the most outrageous and memorable experience ever. every day was truly an adventure with you. tim tams, wine in a box, max and bobby, darling harbour in the pouring rain, south park addiction, civic video - penis laser light, sweet chili and sour cream wedges, sta biatches, kangeroo scrotum, living statues, airplane on sydney opera house steps, and i need not mention...HANABI (sang choo, ah juh shees, seducing employees, pandora box. just to name a few) hahahaha. i love you from the bottom of my heart. i'm going to miss you soooooo much. once again, thanks for everything, my sister.

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 02:07:10 GMT

faith plus one.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Wed, 01 Dec 2004 04:47:38 GMT

wine in a box is great! who would have ever figured that 11 australian dollars could buy so much fun.