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Friday, July 04, 2008

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:50:21 GMT

I love the look on his face after the old dude says he's not intimidated.

EXCITING!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:28:20 GMT

You know those people who make those Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, Scary Movie movies? I think something* should happen to those people.

*horrible death

I'm sorry, it's late and I'm not very witty.
But seriously shouldn't they die, god damn it.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:45:16 GMT

I just opened two expired tubs of sour cream, which were in my basement fridge.
The more recent container expired in May. It looked like some kind of strange dry vegetation. The older tub, which expired in March, looked literally like a container full of shit. It was really nasty. I considered shovelling the expired sour cream into the green bin, but then I decided to just put both containers in the garbage. Ew.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:37:27 GMT

I just hit my pinky toe on the corner of my dresser. It was really painful and immediately following this, I took a brief moment to think, 'Hey, maybe my mom will let me get away with swearing this one time.' I subsequently let out the loudest "FUUUUUUCK" ever, and she didn't yell at me or anything! Hah! My dad laughed at me. What a guy.

My toe is really hurting! Owtch.

This spider is trying to get all up in her goodies

Sat, 24 May 2008 13:08:34 GMT

This post is in the form of them letters I wrote at Centerview

Mon, 19 May 2008 01:39:05 GMT

Dear Tenant,

This movie trailer was recently brought to our attention by one Richard Mah. It looks seriously crazy. Previously M. Night Shamalamawangtang presented to us The Village, which was a bomb - not to be confused with The Bomb - and so our confidence in him is not great; however, this film, entitled The Happening, looks somewhat promising.

Please be advised the trailer itself is rated R, and contains disturbing, graphic violence.

If you have any questions or concerns, do not hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely,

Darren Wong
Administrative Manager

I mean, Owen.

Jackie Chan is Chun Li

Tue, 06 May 2008 16:51:37 GMT

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:33:25 GMT

I think almost half of the people I've met at my new job have already asked me if I'm Filipino. Seriously.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:08:46 GMT

Richard sent me the link to this.
This drummer guy is seriously totally sweet. Check it out.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:36:59 GMT

The truth is, I am an asshole.

Canada Family Action Coalition
Box 1037 STN B
Weston, ON
M9L 2R8

To Whom It May Concern:

In your letter addressed to me, you wrote that I had pledged to donate $35.00 to your organization and that “if this is an error on our part, please call us so we can correct our records.” I am writing to tell you that it was, in fact, an error entirely on my part.

Some months ago, I received a call from someone representing your organization, requesting a donation to combat illegal child pornography on the Internet, a cause that certainly sounded worthy. I had every intention of fulfilling my pledge, but following the call, I wondered how an organization might approach such a matter.

Eventually I paid your web site a visit and found that your organization takes numerous stances that I do not agree with, such as opposition to homosexuality, gay marriage, and abortion.

I believe that, in only presenting your stance against pedophilia and child pornography, you were intentionally misrepresenting your organization. You showed an uncontroversial stance that most normal people would agree with, and that I personally do feel strongly about. Your representative made no mention of the CFAC’s much less agreeable agenda, and was clearly attempting to present your organization as a secular group with only one objective. I do not doubt the legality of your methods; however, it reveals the total lack of integrity and moral standards that are at the heart of your organization. Please do not insult my intelligence by attempting to claim that the misdirection was unintentional.

I do not believe that there is a war being declared on your religion. I do not believe that abortion should be outlawed. And I certainly do not believe that teachers should have the right to endorse anti-gay sentiment in schools.

I do not believe in inciting hatred behind the guise of a loving religion.
Your organization will not be receiving any money from me, now or ever.

As sincerely as possible,

Owen Seto

P.S. On your “Church’s Corner” page, in the sentence, “CFAC says, ones faith ought to transcend the career one chooses,” the word “ones” should have an apostrophe, you fucking dumbasses.

Feel free to send them boxes of fecal matter.