random entertainment news found on the web:

Item #4: As you’re ticking off signs of the imminent collapse of Western civilization, near the top of the list must be the fact that the blissfully talent-free Paris Hilton now has 10 feature films on her résumé, not to mention a half-dozen-or-so TV guest spots (including, sadly, one on a show beloved by all Pajibers, “Veronica Mars”). Well, things are about to get exponentially worse, as she takes on one of the title roles (guess which one) in The Hottie and the Nottie for Summit Entertainment. The logline on this one is “Before Nate can date the gorgeous Cristabel, he has to find a boyfriend for her less-than-beautiful friend,” but I suspect it might more accurately be described as “90 minutes of Hilton assuming slutty, hip-thrust poses and babbling nonsensically while displaying her bizarre alien physiognomy.” The script is by Heidi Ferrer, who did a few episodes of “Dawson’s Creek” and the uncredited first draft for How to Deal, and the director is Tom Putnam, who has previously helmed willfully “quirky” indie spoofs like Shafted and Broadcast 23, so, even discounting the Hilton factor, the movie can only be a hideous, Frankensteinian patchwork of mismatched parts. I keep trying to picture what the promotional artwork might look like but, whenever I do, the title is partially obscured by a $5.99 Best Buy sticker. — Jeremy C. Fox

wtf??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!

i hate her so, so, so much. sullying my good name. omg. and she is not even in the slightest bit attractive. i hate her so much. omg.