| Does Mikaela Banes ride a Vespa?! (Yeah, Hero, watched it again. And again. It's great.) |
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| THE CAKE IS A LIE!PORTAL ("Man-sized ad hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain.") Watch the trailer!
Ending Scene. This fight is worth watching. Am in love with the supercomputer GLaDOS, and you'll see why. She and MOMO should totally meet. Er, this is the Final Battle, so obviously beware spoilers? Er, and throughout the game, she keeps promising you cake. Just so you have some possibly helpful context.
Some basic background (also, hilarious) found at ApertureScience.com. Er, it takes some finding. I could send you the clearer version? I don't know why it's tiny. I could try to email it to you?
Then there are the Ending Credits. The end song is by Jonathan Coulton, if you can believe it, but the song makes more sense if you watch the End Scene first. JoCo, of course, wins at everything. Black Mesa is a rival company to Aperture Science, as the background explains. I wish I knew why it uploaded so tiny...
"Lyrics to "Still Alive".
Sorry for being never here and/or never responding (sublime, i'm sorry! D: ) to things. Here, have a wonderful dose of JoCo-ish Portal love. Pick the sentence that incorrectly employs the word 'excruciating':
1) The test caused excruciating pain. 2) The participant felt excruciating pain. 3) I like to eat cake while excruciating. |
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| Can feel my brain congealing into A squishy flaccid mass of grey. When I tilt my head, it slaps Lazily against the inside of my skull. Splat! My ears ring in sympathy. Neglecting xanga. I want to. I want a. Ugh, to sleep. Speak with. There was an aria spinning out of. A world made of. half a cup of brown sugar. and piano keys hollowed bells. the end was overdone. black and white make nothing, not grey. I have no idea what I'm trying to say these are just words and words no context. duh. |
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| OH G_D MADELEINE L'ENGLE ;___________; |
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