Currently Playing Motorcade of Generosity By Cake see related

This morning when I woke up the song in my head was "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story, and after a while switched over to the French Chef song from Little Mermaid (one of the most kick-butt songs ever written).  It was good, cuz I woke up barely half an hour before I had to leave, so at least I was cheerful while I was rushing.  This is me:

Les poisson, les poisson
(toss books/papers all over room looking for Documents of Vatican II so I can do the religion reading I ignored this weekend during the break between classes)
Hee hee hee, ha ha ha (nasally in the French manner)
(brush teeth while applying moisturizer - difficulty level +4)
Weeth the cleaver I hack zem in two
(nuke leftover hamburger for breakfast - yeah, after I brushed my teeth.  And?)
I pull out zere insides, and I serve zem up fried
(let dog back in house and search frantically for keys which are in my pocket)
How I love leetle fishies, don't you?

The applause swells, I bow profoundly at the waist.  Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week...