hi hi hi!

good news to report xangaland! i finally found a boyfriend!!!

yay!!!!!!!!

anyways, my boyfriend brad is the greatest. i think he's the bestest, hottest thing ever!! i bet your boyfriends suck ass and mine rules!! i guess i'm off the market now fellas, too bad you've had your chance!

the other day he ran into some girl. now, of course, the girl is just STANDING there, not wanting to move. so he bumps into here, and what else would you say in that situation? of course he goes 'you fuckin bitch get the fuck outta my way!!' what kind of bitch just stands in ppl's way, right? so i go 'get the fuck outta the way you whore!!' and she gives us this look like we're crazy. it wasn't even worth wasting my time. so i just smirked at her and thought,'i got my boyfriend and you ain't got shit!'

brad's favorite food is sausage pizza. so is mine!! i know, i'm a vegetarian, but brad said the sausage on the pizza was fake meat. so it's ok. brad's favorite movie is 'aliens'. guess what mine is? ALIENS!! isn't justin cameron the best director?? i heart aliens!!

this weekend we're going to go to brad's friend's house. then we're going to go to espn zone with brad's friends. then on saturday brad's mom is having a birthday party. and then afterwards i have to stop by because brad's cute little niece is coming out for dinner!

brad just stopped by. he said my xanga was 'sweet'. i have the best boyfriend ever! i can't wait til we're married!!!

have you ever wondered...if you drink a lot of water, it comes out of you as pee! but how does it turn yellow? is the yellow poison? ...discuss!

To the future man in my life:

I want my engagement ring! I want it, want it, want it NOW!

Engagement ring requirements....platinum gold princess cut...with a THREE CARAT diamond MINIMUM! AT LEAST, or don't even bother coming back home til you get me something i can show my girlfriends!

And we're not talking Sears jewelery department here, homeboy! Tiffany's, at least! Matching earrings would be nice too! hee hee!

You know what I would think would be cool ladies? An ENGAGEMENT CAR! WOO HOO! Girl POWER! and we're talking Beamers or Benzes baby...stick that Audi where the sun don't shine! yeah!

anyways...to all the fools that think i don't exist...I DO EXIST...and you'll never have me! computer geeks! hehehehe...okay i'm being a bitch!

do you all ever wonder where the rain comes from? when the skies are sunny, where does all the rain come from? but then, all of a sudden, woosh! now it's raining! how?

things that make you go hmmmm.....i love that song!

Hello!

Another fun week has gone by. I wonder what the bees are doing? Are they really busy? Anyways, just thought I'd say hello to all my fans! *waving from xangaland!*

So what's going on this weekend? I want to know! I want to look for some boys! Anyone have any cool plans? I'm tired of spreading lotion on my legs every friday night...

Well, the other day I hung out on the UIC Med School Campus. Yeah, it's a pretty ugly campus, but I'm looking for some ambition here! I saw some dorky guys in the cafeteria, but I gotta be picky with my choices! But i was looking pretty cute, if I do say so myself...hee hee! I was wearing little pink outfit with my miniskirt. But there were no guys there...sigh...I think I'll check it out again next weekend.

I watch tv...don't you ever wonder if they are little people in your tv sometimes? like little people dancing and singing? or a little david letterman is living inside of your tv and he gets up at 10:30 pm to talk to a little bruce willis? i do, and i'm not afraid to admit it!

happy hump day! 

Where does all the snow go?

It's spring again!

Well, nothing new. My life is boring. Hmmm!

Went out with the boys the other night. Why the heck do people keep hitting on me? Honestly, don't even talk to me honey unless you're flashing a rolex.

i know i'm looking good, but you better be able to provide for me! ladies, tell me am i right or what! girl power! i mean, i'm not a gold digger, but i need a man with ambition! ambition to make money hee hee! and he needs to be tall dark and handsome to boot! why don't guys like that ever approach me in clubs...? why?

Let's start a discussion on religion. God is good, the Devil is bad! What do you all think! 

hiiiiiiiiii =)

*hugs and kisses*

it's me, HELEN!

how is everyone doing out in xanga land?

i'm feeling better from my illness, thanks for all concerned! anyways, it's all cleared up!

but my stomach hurts a little bit right now. i just had leftover sushi from last week...hopefully it'll clear up soon...

anyways, some random thoughts about current events! i look around at all the poor people, and i thought of a solution...i mean, it's time that our government does something about all the poor people in the world. and the answer's been sitting in front of our faces the WHOLE TIME. i mean, people don't have enough money, right? so why doesn't the government just print it out? for one day, our treasury should just print out tons and tons of money and give it out to the poor. problem solved! if only our government wasn't so greedy. NEXT PROBLEM!

hmmm, someone keeps thinking this is not my pic...it's a good thing i guess, that people are having a tough time believing it's my pic! woo hoo! i'm so pretty! =)!

ugh...my stomach is starting to really hurt!