I have a total girlboner for Ryan Adams

I went to the clinic yesterday because I needed a formed filled out for the city by a general practioner. After spending nearly 2 hours in a boring waiting room with nothing to keep me occupied but watching a 3 year old eat Goldfish crackers, I finally got in to see the doctor. The doctor was hasty and very rude, and basically scoffed and could not figure out why someone who was going to school to obtain a Social Work degree would be working for the City of Greater Sudbury planting flowers (um, it's not MY CAREER and it's a summer job that pays well, k?). Then I was charged $125 for the physical examination which took 10 minutes and pretty much told me everything I already knew (hey, I have bad eyesight in one eye! oh look, i need to wear glasses when driving!). Then, the icing on the cake, when I went to get in to my car I noticed that SOMEONE SMASHED MY TAILLIGHT. The strange part is that the area around the taillight is not dented or scratched in anyway. So either a car/truck backed into my car perfectly (or terribly) so that it only managed to break the taillight or someone purposely kicked it in (my theory is that it was a hardcore Christian who hated my Darwin fish).

I hate sounding 'whiny" but oh man, was it a series of bad events after another! All I could do was laugh because it was all too ridiculous not to!

On the brightside, I might get a new car (haha, not because of the broken taillight, but of other random events that took place at exactly the same time all this occured)

Bonnaroo 20008: More Impressive than Coachella

Pearl Jam
Metallica
Jack Johnson
Kanye West
Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
Phil Lesh & Friends
My Morning Jacket
The Allman Brothers Band
The Raconteurs
Willie Nelson
Death Cab For Cutie
B.B. King
Sigur Ros
Levon Helm and the Ramble on the Road
Ben Folds
O.A.R.
The Bluegrass Allstars feat. Luke Bulla, Sam Bush, Jerry Douglas, Bela Fleck, Edgar Meyer and Bryan Sutton
M.I.A.
Umphrey's McGee
Iron & Wine
Yonder Mountain String Band
Swell Season
Talib Kweli
Derek Trucks & Susan Tedeschi's Soul Stew Revival
Broken Social Scene
Robert Randolph Gospel Show
Rilo Kiley
Gogel Bordello
Mastodon
Lupe Fiasco
Against Me!
Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings
Pat Green
Ozomatli
Tegan & Sara
Solomon Burke
Drive-By Truckers
!!!
The Avett Brothers
Israel Vibrations
Abigail Washburn & the Sparrow Quartet featuring Bela Fleck
Phil Lesh / Larry Campbell / Jackie Green
Aimee Mann
Ladytron
The Fiery Furnaces
Orchestra Baobab
Ghostland Observatory
Jose Gonzalez
Dark Star Orchestra
Minus The Bear
Donavon Frankenreiter
Lez Zeppelin
State Radio
Battles
Jakob Dylan
Two Gallants
The Sword
Vampire Weekend
Little Feat
Nicole Atkins
The Felice Brothers
Mason Jennings
MGMT
The Lee Boys
Black Kids
Serena Ryder
Steel Train
Grupo Fantasma
Back Door Slam

Bonnaroo Comedy:
Bonnaroo Late Night Chat About with David Cross
Janeane Garofalo
Zach Galifianakis
Jim Norton
Brian Posehn
Mike Birbiglia
John Mulaney
Michelle Buteau

This has been an intense, emotionally-rollercoastery, strangestrangestrange strange strange strange week. Probably the strangest week I've had, ever.

A dead movie actor, a chipped tooth, a sobbing girl with bloody knuckles cursing at Southern Ontario, doing coat check by myself, cryptic-y messages, Robinson Crusoe on Mars, an illegally packed movie theatre, Elton John coming to Sudbury, overwhelming stage manager duties, locking myself out of my office, the passing of a friend's grandmother, the passing of a friend's dog, finding out Two Hours Traffic is coming to the Townehouse, perverts at the STC, people withdrawing, finding out a good friend was in an accident and in the hospital, strange stalkers from Halifax, possibly going to see the Spice Girls?

Some of these things didn't happen to me, but took place during this week and I heard about them, proving that this is an off week for many people.

How has your week been?