Get To Know Me...
name:    kevin
nickname:   kev
from:    earth
birthdate:    tentwentysevennineteen80seven
zodiac sign:    scorpio
turn-offs:    smoking, sluts, smoking sluts

Favorites...
movie:    billy madison
book:    tuck everlasting
type of music:    the type that sounds good
fast food:    i'm fat, they're all good
drink:    water
food:    lobster's pretty bang-a-langin
tv show(s):    boy meets world..and maybe some other shows
color:    blue
place:    your

Getting Personal...
first love:    that sh*t's personal, son
first kiss:    so is this
recent girlfriend:    is dope
what attracted you most to her:    she's as retarded as i am

Have You Ever...
been in jail:    in monopoly
done drugs:   shoot up everyday
broken a bone:   came close to it, but no
gotten drunk:   drinking's for suckaz
gotten a tatoo:    wtf is a "tatoo"?

let a friend cry on your shoulder:    yeah
never slept during a night:    part-time insomniac
gone a week w/o shaving:    yeah, it's gross
thought you were in love:   yeah
screamed at someone for no reason:    it's called family
stayed up till 4am on the phone:    yeah

When's The Last Time You...
took a shower:    three hours ago
went to the movies:    i don't even remember
given/gotten a hug:    couple of days ago
received a kiss:    yesterday haha, gay
someone said something to you that made you happy & smile:    everytime i talk to you

Future...
where u want to live:    in a house
how many kids you want:    50
what profession u will be in:    professional retard
honeymoon:    mcdonald's or somewhere romantic like that

What Is..
your fondest memory of this year:    six28oheight
your most prized possession:    my heart...can i be any more gayer?
the thing that makes you the happiest:    being with you
the most surprising thing anyone's ever done for you:    that's for me to know and you to find out
the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for you:    visited me while i was being gay/emo/stupid
your ideal girlfriend:    is you
if you had a chance to make a wish..    if i had one wish...

Seven things in your room:
1.   computer
2.   my bed
3.   my clothes
4.   a tv
5.   garbage
6.   my brothers' beds
7.    a crap load of crap

Seven things to do before death:
1.    graduate from college
2.   skydive
3.   get married
4.   live
5.   life
6.   to the
7.   fullest

Seven things you can do:
1.   eat
2.   sleep
3.   breathe
4.   not sleep
5.   act a fool
6.   not drinking until i finish eating
7.   be serious

Seven things you can't do:
1.   get a job...hah
2.   not procrastinate
3.   play ball cause of my retarded knee
4.   anything school related
5.   clean my room
6.   drink/smoke
7.   be serious

Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:
1.   ni
2.   col
3.   ette
4.   kate
5.   pa
6.   ba
7.   tao

Top seven things you say most:
1.   hah
2.   yo
3.   for real?
4.   wack
5.   we'll see...
6.   chill
7.   son

so this is what reality is...

1. Name:  you should know
2. Birthday: october 27
3. Zodiac:  scorpio
4. Nationality:  filipino
5. What time is it:  5:25am
6. Are you sensitive:  maybe?

-------Person Who last------

7. Called you:  my mom
8. Slept in your bed:  me
9. Saw you cry:  gangstas don't cry
10. Made you cry:  this survey sucks
12. You shared a drink with:  nobody drinks out of my water bottle except for me
13. You went to the movies with:  a group of people
14. You went to the mall with:  i actually don't even remember when i last went
15. Yelled at you:  pat, cause he never stops yelling at me
16. Sent you an email:  xanga.com

-------Have you ever-----

17. Taken a picture of yourself with a milk mustache and sent it to the milk people:  who does that?
18. Said "I love you" and meant it:  yeah
19. Gotten into a fight with your Dog/Cat etc.:  these surveys really are retarded
20. Been to New York:  yeah
21. Been to Florida:  yeah
22. California:  yeah
23. Hawaii:  nope
24. Mexico:  nope
25. China:  nope
26. Canada:  nope
27. Danced Naked:  i don't think so?
28. Had a dream about something really crazy, then it happens the next day:  yeah..pretty weird/cool/crazy sometimes
29. Stalked someone:  nope
30. Had a mud bath:  hell no
31. Wished you were the opposite sex?:  girls have cooties
33. What time is it now:  5:40am
34. Apples or bananas:  apples
35. Blue or red:  blue
36. Backstreet boys or nsync:  it used to be bsb back then, but i started to like nsync more as  i grew up (that's not gay, is it?)
37. Wal-Mart or target:  they're both equal
38. Spring or Fall:  spring..but allergies suck. fall's cool, too.
39. Santa or Rudolph:  santa
40. What are you gonna do after you finish this:  sleep
41. What was the last meal you ate:  disco fries at a diner like 8 hours ago..and i haven't eaten since
42. High school or college:  college
43. Are you bored:  obviously
44. How many of your buddies are online:  56
45. Last movie you saw:  i think it was 300
46. Last noise you heard:  my fan blowing
47. Last smell you sniffed:  i can't really smell anything

------About your friends------

48. Laughs the weirdest:  everyone
49. Going to have the most kids:  i don't care?
50. Who have you known the longest:  uhh..mica? and she's pretty bakla..hah
51. Loudest:  i don't notice
52. Is the quietest:  same with that^
53. Who else will fill this out:  whoever reads this and decides to do it?
54. Who is the funniest:  i laugh at everything, so i guess everyone
55. Who is the moodiest:  how should i know?
56. biggest pimp:  did i mention that this survey's retarded?
57. biggest player:  for real..why am i still doing this?
58. Who can you tell most of your secrets to:  a very select few
59. Who do you usually go to about all of your problems:  i try to keep it to myself, but if not i go to God for help. oh and like question #58, a very select few
60. Name your best buds of all time:  i'm not 5 years old (although i still act like it)
61. Last time you went out of state:  i don't even remember..it's been a while though
63. Things you like in a Girl/Guy:  tall, dark, and handso--i mean, uhh...short, pale, and ugly as hell
64. Do you have a crush on someone:  yeah...a major one on you
65. Do they know:  i guess
66. Do you have a b.f./g.f.:  nope

-------EXTRAS--------

67. What do you think about Ouija Boards?:  never played with one, and i never really cared for them
68. What book are you reading now:  it's 6:02am..who frickin reads books at this time?
69. Nicknames:  brad pitt
70. Hair Color:  dark brown
71. Height:  5'6'' or something
72. Pets:  my dawg trunx
73. Siblings:  two extremely fat and annoying brothers, pat and nicko
74. Been so drunk you blacked out:  drinking's wack
75. Taken any illegal substances:  illegal substances are wack
76. Gone out in public in your pajamas:  maybe to 7-11 once
77. Missed school b/c it was raining:  that's retarded
78. Set any body part on fire for amusement:  this question's retarded too
79. Kept a secret from everyone:  i'm secretly a male stripper..but i guess it's not a secret anymore since i just said it
80. Wanted to hook up with a friend:  i wanted to hook up with my friend britney spears a while back..but she's a slut now and i hate her
81. Cried during a movie:  nope
82. Had a crush on a teacher:  nope, but i've had some hot subs back then..hah, sandwiches too
83. Ever thought an animated character was hot:  uhh..wtf
84. Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff:  i think i had a t-shirt when i was like 5
85. Planned your week based on the TV Guide:  do people even still use those?
86. Prank called someone:  hah, hell yeah
87. Been on stage:  yeah

------FAVORITES-----

89. Shampoo:  pantene pro-v 2-in-1 shampoo+conditioner..yeah son
90. Soap:  dial
91. Colors:  blue
92. day or Night:  all day/night...cause i'm always up until times like these
93. Summer/Winter:  summer
94. Lace or satin:  i'm not a girl..not yet a woman
95. Cartoon Character:  too many to name

-----IN THE LAST 2 Weeks-----

96. Cried:  nope
97. Cut your hair:  yeah
100. Worn a skirt:  i wear one everyday
101. Been mean:  not intentionally
102. Been sarcastic:  sarcasm is for fags
103. Talked to someone you have a crush on:  yeah
105. Hugged someone:  nope
106. Fought with your parents:  i always do, but it's never really serious
107. Wished upon a star:  nope, that's retarded
108. Laughed until you cried?:  nope
109. Played Truth or Dare:  nope
110. Watched a sunrise/sunset:  technically, i've never seen it set (since it sets out west right?), but yeah..i have
111. Went to the beach at night:  nope
112. Spent quality time alone:  i try to, but i don't think i ever had a chance to
113. Ate a meal:  wouldn't i die if i didn't?
114. Are you lonely:  sometimes
115. Are you happy:  sometimes
116. Are you talking to someone online:  wait..were these last three for this category? this survey's wack

----DO YOU BELIEVE IN----

117. God/Devil:  God is good
118. Love:  yeah
119. The Closet Monster:  r. kelly's real
120. The Big Bang Theory:  i'll show you big bang
121. Heaven/Hell:  gotta make it to Heaven, for going through Hell
122. Superstitions:  i used to when i was younger
123. What is your full name:  if you know me, then you should know
124. Who named you:  my parents?
125. When was the last time you showered:  about 16 hours ago
126. What color pants do you have on right now:  i'm not wearing pants..i'm wearing blue nike shorts
127. What song are u listening to right now:  usually i'm always listening to music, but i'm not right now for some reason
128. What was the last thing that you said online:  i don't even remember..i haven't been online in a while
129. What is right next to you:  a lot of crap
130. What is your computer desk made of:  it's not even a desk, it's a frickin drawer that i randomly picked to put my computer on..and it works
131. What are the last 4 digits in your phone number:  5309
132. Where do you want to go on your honeymoon:  wherever i feel like going at that time
133. How's the weather right now:  sunny
134. What did you do last night:  ate at a diner with my crew, then chilled for a bit..hah
135. How are you today:  i'm fine, thanks?
136. How do you eat an Oreo:  put it in my mouth, chew, then swallow. original oreos suck
137. Who makes you happy:  you
138. Who makes you mad:  you
139. What do you want to be when you grow up:  an adult
140. What are your future goals:  graduate from college..as hard as it is to believe
141. My favorite music:  i love music
142. Favorite Food:  it's always been lobster since i was younger, but i haven't had it in so long
143. Favorite movies:  usually comedies, but it depends on how i'm feeling
144. Favorite guys cologne:  i don't need cologne cause i naturally smell good, haha. i don't use cologne
145. Do u like to dance:  gangstas don't dance
146. Fast or slow:  wtf
147. Are you too shy to ask someone out:  i always thought i was...but somewhere along the line i grew some balls
148.Favorite clothes brand:  zoo york/girbaud/famous stars and straps
149. If you could change your name what would it be:  crap bag (hah, does anyone watch friends?)
150. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal:  nope
151. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done:  i've done a lot of stupid things, but i can't remember what the stupidest thing was
152. Your first son's name:  wait..i have a son?
153. First daughter:  since when did i have kids?
154. Favorite drink:  water or milk
155. Do you like scary or happy movies better:  happy
156. On the phone or in person:  in person
157. Lust or Love:  love