Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

friday night was the shit.......

  ............. house of the dead has never been so tite

hey you guys.. its faith on arjos xanga updating it for him cuz hes lazy!.. hes playind san andreas rite now.. we r just chillin at my casa.. yeah well he wants to wish every1 a late merry christmas.. and..a early happy new year.. yep yep.. hes been enjoying his winter break and he hopes every1 else is too.. RIGHT ARJO? arjo- RIGHT FAITH haha.. well here are some pictures from the other day when me tom and arjo saw MEET THE FOCKERS.. go see it! its so funny well i thought it was.. here ya go..

me and faithie

tom

im a asian fob you guys! haha

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE

yo this thing is called Boot Studio and you get to create your own custom boots all the way down to the initials(see the A and F).... costs 200 tho but i think its worth it. I think its cool. iite jus kinda updating but I'm bout to quit xanga so pz.

today we encountered terrorist acts of gay marraiges n abortion me n kevin received a bomb threat n we needed to skip 5th n 8th pd to prevent it from happening .. the real reason y i skipped 5th pd was cuz i had dis big ass test that i needed to get an A on.. my grade was 90% .. so at lunch junior lunch we just chilled with our spanish ppls.. there we gambled 500 dollars.. but i won 1 million in a game of rummy.. in lunch ..finally it was time 4 6th pd which was our lunch so we had lunch twice.. kevin had a war wit edwin alas, the terrorist leader of ms14 1/2 haha.. he was throwing pieces of pretzels at him fileld wit lil sticky bombs.. upon tounchin a persons skin these bombs explode.. very aggrivated kevin pimpin retaliated with full force n started throwin these african american (black) cookkiies wit "white cream".. winkie wink..the war was on.. for 45 minutes these 2 super powers were battling it out.. maeanwhile i was chillen like a villan on penicicllin at my table.. sippin on sum sizzorp.. my friend big serg game over to me n we started blazin rite in the middle of the cafe.. secuirty didnt care.. dave chappel one of da janitors took a puff from us LOL great timez..after lunch i went to english.. which was the conclusion to r speeches many of dem went all dem nervous.. after this class was the start to the greatest jounrey of all time.. MHS TO EDINBURG VILLAGE aka da HOOD.. 1st we made plans wit r friend jose aka da begger.. to meet outside.. rite after 7th pd.. we met outside the parking lot n started plannin out r trip den we saw these asians who was threatin us to get in their car or else.. because we r lovers not fighters we agreed.. they said we r gona drop u off at 7/11 whether u like it opr not.. we were defense less so had no choise we had to go with these crazy asians.. the trip from mhs to 7/11 was very dangerous these asians cant drive they drove on the left side of the road with blindfolds which was realli bad cuz they were chinky(sike thanks for the ride).. we were scared realli scared jose da begger peed in his pants.. after 3 min of terror we finally arrived at 7 11 recovering from the tension we started walking towards the hood.. on the way we were expose to several temptaitons so bad that jose followed  sum flying duchman wit candy.. on the way we saw several hookers a pimp daddy n a magic stick.. we rub the magic stick n a genie popped out.. he said i will grant ur five wishes each ..4 my 1st wish.. i asked him 4 a blunt.. this blut was 4 energy cuz my legs were very tired good god i was wearin tims.. last 4 wishes were wasted.. cuz i 4got bout dem DAMN BLUNT.. i cant even remember wat kevin pimpin wished.. neyways half way thru journey saw dead fingers we were really scared cuz we also saw a deer we think he is the killer.. then we heard a dog barkin at us he was tryna signal the deer to get us me n kevin pimpin ran as quick as possible towards tha intersection n saw more body parts.. a thigh.. in the middle of the road each time a car ran over it we ehard a big THUMP!..omg that was the weirdest thing i ever seen.. finaly we reached edinburg the hood neighborhood.. we stopped over anthoyns house.. aka white paper.. n knocked down his door.. because it was lock we weretnt successful we jus created a big noise.. frightened, anthony turned even more white than usual.. he put on his angry face n made a face n ran tords door.. then we sed wasup then dat calmed himn down...then we taklied to him about how he promised us how we cud play the best action game of all time SAN ANDREAS!!...b/c the bastard wuz suspended 4 fightin sum other minority(talk about black on brown crime) his mom wud not allow us to play....saddened by this , we went to faiths aka shortay house...there we did nuthin but paint our nails n have pillow fights...after 4 hours of this, we went to the video store n rented 2 pornos...b/c we were under age...the guy wud not allow us...we dicided to steal it wit the help of our frend tha genie(from tha magic stik)...all of a sudden Aladdin popped out n gave us a ride to kevins house n watched the pronos...after 4 erotic hours of girl on girl, guy on girl, horse on girl action i am here typing this entry..whew wat a day now i gots to sleep...pz out~1~

props to faith for typing this- but these words are mine