Song Of The Moment: You Rock My World

Damien is still on hiatus......but here are some of his more rare posts from the beginning........GET @CHA BOY!!!!!!

BLAST FROM THE PAST.......

THE ADVENTURES OF BUCK NAKED THE PORN STAR

 **************the begining***************

   Hello. I am glad you are here. My name is Darrien Dipshitz, but most of you know me by my stage name, unless you are a christian, then you only heard vulgar things about me! But my stage name is Buck Naked! I am going to take you on a journey of how I came to be the biggest (both with my penis, and in celebrity) porn star on the planet earth. My spelling may not be the best, and I am a blonde air head who is black (go figure), but this is my story.

Well I grew up in a small hick town in Wisconsin called Waterloo. I was one of 29 children, being the 28th. SO I kinda already knew about porn, because they say all black folks know how to do in Wisconsin is collect Wel Fare, Smoke Weed which then means you smoke crack after a couple of years of smokin' Wisconsin Weed, Rob & steal, and fuck like jack rabbits! But that all my parents did for fun in a small ass town like Waterloo! We lived in a barn that has been abandoned! And til this day I don't understand why my dumb ass parents had 29 fucking children!

   So being in a large ass house, you can image that some sick shit will go on! Like my 10 older brothers were having affairs with Mom! And my sisters were no better. All 18 of them were getting it on with Dad! I felt like I was the only one who was normal. Maybe that was because my mom didn't want to smoke crack with me! I am thankful for that! But on the boreing days my sick parents wanted to make films with the whole damn family. Ya'll know what kinda films I mean! This is were I first started in the porn industry! But since I didn't want to screw my sibilings or my parents, they made me run the damn camera since I was 5 years old. This was happening for 12 years!  I finally had to get away, and be something with myself! Sure my family thought I was the crazy one for being the only virgin in the house, but I wanted to do someone outside of the family! I sometimes think that my own parents are brother and sister!

   So when I turned 17, I decided to leave my family in Waterloo, and become something! My parents called me everything in the Book, but I did not care! Plus my younger sister started to look good to me. So I left on my journey to lawd knows were. I didn't have a dime, No where to live, and no food, but I was off. With the only 2 dollars I ever had, I brought a map of the US. I looked at something called Californie (Now, I know it's California but what did you expect on a 3rd grade education level), or somthing to that afferct! I decided to go there! Since I had no money, I had to go it by thumb! I got as far as some state called Utah! That is where I met the my first lay! Her name is.......................................

(to be continued later on today.........................)

Much LOVE & RESPECT to all of you!!!!

THE ADVENTURES OF BUCK NAKED THE PORN STAR

    I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be in the bathroom that damn long! I ate something that left me hurting for sure. So where did I leave off...Yeah right......Heather the sperm bag let out a big ass laugh from when I pulled down my pants, she seen my Spiderman Underwear!  Too make it so damn bad, I had these draws since I was 9. The ass was so terrible in these draws, there was a tiger stripe in them that would never come out!

     So as she was laughing I told her to hold up, so I can finish taking off my draws! But when I took off my draws, you know the laughing stopped, and she fell to her knees like Wayne's World yelling she's not worthy! As she was licking her lips, she told me that I was bigger than that cat from Boogie Nights! So then she started to take off her clothes, and I was like is this going to happen! Then she got to her thongs, and I notice a bulge where there shouldn't be!

  I had to ask her what that was? Heather replied that's my dick! Your what?, I yelled!  My dick silly, what I didn't tell you that I was both male and female? Ah, I think you left that little, Oh I mean BIG detail out! So what you don't want to Fuck now?, she a he said to me! Well I................................

Much LOVE & RESPECT to all of you! 

Song Of The Moment: Crying Out/ Questions

186. "Whatever It Takes"

Girl I know you are feeling the hurt that I'm feeling

We've been through our rough times so to your heart I'm appealing

I'm willing to work our problems out

Really I wanna us to be together, unless you still have doubts

Shouting at each other is not the way we should communicate

We are attracted to each one another, andwe should put our love in god's fate

But wait everything happens for a reason

And maybe that's why we both have these thoughts of leaving

Dammit! Why can't I get you outta of my system

So I look to the heavens above to guide me to find new wisdom

To search for the answers of why you I keep missing

Listen, I never meant to upset you or make you cry

But I know I'm in love with you, and wanna stay that way til the day I die

No lie, my feelings for you haven't gone away

So I place my hearts in your hands and pray you'll never leave me

Because losing you will bring my world crashing down

Life without you would be less profound

Sounds pathetic I know, but that is how much I would be missing you

Shit would be less fulfilling & there's nothing I would wanna pursue

No clue I would have if I lost your touch

I know I have taken you for granted, but the lil things you do for me still means so much

Once again I will put my heart in your hands

i will do whatever it takes to stay your man......

Get @Cha Boy!!!!